What kind of bagel kan fly

A plain bagel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/T_hornett
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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Why is the KanJPz an optimistic tank destroyer?

Because if it was pessimistic, it would be called the KantJPz

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clbull
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2018
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kangaroo puns required

I tried googling it but most just didn't have the right kick to them so I figured I'd jump to here to ask for some more.

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What's a demolition expert's favorite wood?

BAMboo...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GuberMcSanchez
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2022
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/quadro_daddio
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2022
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Every time someone imitates the knights from Monty Python, I automatically think they are a horrible person.

It's a ni-jerk reaction

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Ani is short for Anikan, Obi is short for Obi Wan Kenobi, then what's Luke short for?

A stormtrooper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dadsjokesnet
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2021
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These Starwars jokes are getting out of hand…

I can’t stand Ani more

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trooper3906
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2022
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Why is Dark spelled with a β€˜K’ and not a β€˜C’?

Because you can’t β€˜C’ in the dark

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πŸ‘€︎ u/streety22
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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If Kanye becomes president, how long till we’re celebrating Yeezster instead?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Might-Aromatic
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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I heard that Kanye West became Ye

Sounds like he lost his Kan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slavmememachine
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2022
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Can a Ninja throw Stars?

Shur-he-kan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SwampyJester719
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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I'm holding a 17th Century Party, and all the Enlightenment thinkers can swing by - except one.

Immanuel Kan't.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Supah_Cole
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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People say I pronounce my b’s and v’ like a Russian...

Then Soviet...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/David_120603
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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I don't know, CAN you?

I just texted my dad, "can i call you when i get out of work?" (Nothing serious) I'm at work right now and the way we file prospect students in the admissions office i work at is by the last three letters of their last name and the first letter of their first name. Before my dad could answer in dad-ways, i read the next file and it said "KAN U". I rolled my eyes when i heard my dad say "I don't know, can you?" In my mind.

The message had already been sent and dad's were uniting.

You guessed it, he replied in exactly that manner.

If you don't understand English grammar, which most people don't, I should have said "may I?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/apfeldaisies
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