Justice Of Peace Puns

Hello! We are two ladies in Buffalo who are trying to get hitched! We've been engaged since July, but have had to cancel our (tiny family) wedding twice--first due to snow, second due to Covid-19! My brother was lined up to marry us, but he is in Syracuse and we're afraid of potentially exposing vulnerable family members.

We want to get married, but it's been difficult finding an officiant who is still doing weddings now that all town halls have stopped marrying people. It would be just us, plus whichever required witnesses we can round up (all a responsible distance apart!). Is there anyone around who can help?

Does anyone know if a Justice of the Peace who hasn’t known you for more than a year can sign a Form 1195 for Australian Citizenship?

A JP has agreed to sign my form, however she has signed the form saying she has known me for 0 years. This is true, however I am wondering how strict this really is?

Does anyone have any experience of this?

Hello, so my SO and I have decided that it would be more beneficial for us as a couple if we could live together. Since we are religious we realized separate rooms may not be enough so it would be best if we got a small justice of the peace ceremony with just our parents as witnesses and we had wedding to celebrate with family and friends later. We realized this would help to relieve some of the pressure as well as give us time to save up money for a wedding, and living together will definitely help to cut costs for us freeing more money to save.

My main concern is that family may not want to come to the wedding because we are “already married” and be upset with us. I know it’s not exactly the way people do it, but since the justice of the peace ceremony can only have 5 people, all of the rest of our family and friends won’t be able to come. I don’t see anything wrong with it, as it isn’t like we are expecting people to attend several weddings and give us gifts for each one. We will only have the one later on to celebrate with the rest of our friends and family, and we want them to be able to share in this moment with us as well. I don’t know if it’s tacky or wrong to get legally married before your wedding or not. I just worry about what people would think. I know I shouldn’t but I just don’t want drama around a day meant to be for us to share our joy with our loved ones. I just need advice or if anyone has done something similar I’d like to hear similar stories of how it went.

I know what I did was bad but I was afraid of loosing my licence to go to work and there are looking for excuses to fire us apprentices atm, irreguardless I came clean when i realised how trouble I got my brother in and am now preparing for my court date, will i need legal representation, what consequences I'm I going to probably face for lying under the law and can my job fire me if i tell them out my predicament? Thank you in advance for all those who to take the time to help me.

Hey guys.

Im looking for a justice of the peace to witness a stat det for me. I live in Wallsend so closer would be better but not important.

Thanks in advance!

I purchased my second multi family home in October and have a non paying tenant that “came with the property.” Eviction court is tomorrow- it’s done with Justice of the peace in TX (not sure if the process is the same in other places). He is month to month, but the previous owner lost his lease (and the key to the unit!), so I only have an estoppel.

The tenant stopped paying about a month prior to the sale of the home, so I knew he would be bad news and had every intention to not renew his month to month lease. He beat me to it with a notice that he’s unemployed and needs to move. He asked for prorated rent, partial rent, etc and I tried to work with him to at least get something— but it was all promises and then radio silence.

I did the eviction without a lawyer. Just doing due diligence, following the legal steps and documenting. I think I’m ready, the steps are pretty straightforward, but I’m still uncertain having never done it before.

Any advice? Does anyone know if I can try to collect on past due payment at the same time tomorrow, or would I have to file a small claim case? Is small claims even worth it? Is it enforceable? What is the likelihood of collecting in TX? Rent is $1500. This guy lived in the apartment for five years but is (currently unemployed) adult film “star.” Super shady character. I‘m interested in other’s experience and advise. Thanks.

like uniting the robots from Boston Dynamics, the ones that are good at targeting from Russia, and that weird acrobatic one that I don’t know the origin of, then using them to create a massive military force of essentially robotic super soldiers to be deployed if anyone goes against any kind of peace.

Edit: it would save countless lives that may be lost for no reason because of war.

I'm doing some school assignment, and JP court cases seem to be a myth since there aren't any online. So how tf do I find them? im ded

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d1/Gomberg_map.jpg

Notice how despite the wonky, unrealistic, and baseless borders and divisions, every region is still labeled by its contemporary name except "hebrewland". Fuck you if you're Palestinian, Jordanian, or southern Syrian I guess... Better pack it up and suck it up because you are dealing with the consequences of world war 2 whether you like it or not even if you had nothing to do with it. Even funnier that this map was made 3 1/2 years before world war 2 even ended, and the prediction ended up being 1/3 right. Almost like it was never really a prediction, but more of a general consensus.

Zionists today have the audacity to pretend like they didn't have the backing of the United States and the British; sometimes going as far as to say the British were "the common enemy" of both Palestinians and Jews just to level the playing field a bit more in terms of equality, while the British realistically handed them the mandate on a silver platter.

https://www.scmp.com/news/hong-kong/politics/article/3026162/hong-kong-justices-peace-denied-entry-police-detention

Help raise awareness of the atrocities committed by the police against the protesters.