Dustin Hoffman gets chosen for a role of playing an much older Joaquin Phoenix.

In one particular scene he’s strolling down a busy street in NYC and a taxi almost hits him. He slams the hood of the taxi and yells

Hey I’m Joaquin here!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dyspaereunia
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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I don’t understand Joaquin Phoenix

If Phoenixes can fly why is he Joaquin?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoctorPoopTrain
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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Christmas pun - Joaquin in a Winter Wonderland
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaggyPi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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Found this on a wall while Joaquin through an abandoned art building at my University.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/coreyisthename
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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I don't think the main character in the new Joker movie was very serious.

In fact, I think he may have been Joaquin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HamCCC
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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What do you call a zombie phoenix?

Joaquin dead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JiminyKirket
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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What do you call a mexican that got his car stolen.

Carlos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/9xbuddy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2018
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I’m excited for Joker 2.0

I'm Joaquin on Sunshine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DirtyDuke5ho3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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The new Joker movie missed a big opportunity

Instead of being called the Joker, it could have been Joaquin Phoenix as the Joaqer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBigGinge
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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I accidentally wore my Spanish friend’s rain boots instead of mine.

Turns out these boots are made for Joaquin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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Whats the opposite of quinoa?

Joaquin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shalyssa1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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What do you call Mexican without a car?

Joaquin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/m3chanicalbirds
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2017
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What do you call a Latino strolling down the street?

Joaquin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaxPaw
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2017
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What do you call a bird which rises from the ashes but is unable to fly?

Joaquin Phoenix

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skarkroe
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2017
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What did the doctors office say to the hurricane?

Sorry, we don't take any Joaquins (walk-ins)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ballerlakers24
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2015
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What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?

Carlos

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2018
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What do you call a phoenix that has no wings?

Joaquin Phoenix

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jatisme
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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What do you call a Mexican zombie?

Joaquin Dead

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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