Me: have you seen Joe recently? Dad: who? Me: Jo-

-sph Stalin

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/18Jastho
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My wife acts like she doesn't know that I'm Joking

But then, I remember that she is JoQueen.

My children do the same thing, but then they're just kidding

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/DeadlyHilarious
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 23 2021
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What do you call Josรฉ's younger brother?

Jos b

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/just_a_gene
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 31 2019
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T-Shirt gag for JoKing

Hey Have mother in laws 50th birthday coming up. We are getting T-Shirts made up and we want to have T-Shirts made up for the guests and one made up for the mother in law. Her name is Jo King.

We are having thoughts on

She is turning 50? You gotta be JoKing for the guest T-Shirt

Iโ€™m Jo King and Iโ€™m turning 50 for the mother in law shirt.

Any better ideas then this?

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/scolsey22
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 16 2019
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What did the Hispanic firefighter name his kids?

Jose and Jos B

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/snypershot
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Which piece of my deck furniture originated in Northern Africa?

Moroccan Chair.

Came up with this just now and made my girlfriend roll her eyes at me. Not a dad myself, but I hope you appreciate some OC!

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If you're sad you can cryo self to sleep... maybe the future will be better
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What did Ana do?

People always want to ban here. They are saying "Ban Ana". And what did Jo do?

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What's behind Hurricane Josรฉ?

Hurricane Jos-b

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/thejschrays
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I drew it perfectly

I'm a teacher and I love to dadjoke my students. You guys are really amazing.

So I'm teaching economics and we deal with a lot of tables and the like.

I show them the table, point at it and tell them to "draw this table" then I point at a chair and say "then draw this chair" (and they give me the look of pure success).

I got them many times. Today I was lucky to catch it on video. I posted it to Twitter if you'd like to see it (and hear the 5 on the sighsmograph)

https://twitter.com/JoAngryTeacher/status/847162266856439808?s=09

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/sal6a
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What do you call a funny monarch?

a Jo-king

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I work with two guys names Jose.

Oh well that's easy, just call one Jose and the other one JosB.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Punkbassninja
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I was handing the wife a copy of Entertainment Weekly...

..and I said "this is Strange.."

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/TurtleLoMein
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 15 2016
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Boss Dadjoked us at lunch pretty good

Out with the boss and some co-workers, when we start discussing other good restaurants in the area.

Co-Worker: Near my house there is a good thai place, I think its called....

Boss: (cuts co-worker off) Jos-a-bank?

we all just stare at him, as he laughs at his accomplishment.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/elpcavy21
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Told my dad I was hanging out with my friend Jose...

"Why aren't you hanging it with Jos-B?"

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Happy-Samper
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 23 2013
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My Dad on my guitar teacher

Dad: How are your lessons going? Do you like Jose?

Me: Yeah, he's a great teacher!

Dad: That's good, at least he's not Jos-b

BONUS MOMJOKE

Mom: At least he's not a ho!

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/markwarren_18
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