Sukkot is the most thrilling of Jewish holidays...

It's in tents!

(technically tents would not make a legitimate Sukkah, but they do make decent puns)

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👤︎ u/jabonko
📅︎ Oct 13 2014
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Me: what is a kipper? Dad: It's a Jewish Holiday

Dad: Yum Kipper!

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👤︎ u/Djandyt
📅︎ Apr 25 2016
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My dad wrote this on a napkin during a Jewish Holiday

We're Jewish if you couldn't tell...

"Jew Eat No Jew"

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👤︎ u/chefgantor
📅︎ Sep 23 2013
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Easter Sunday with my Jewish father.

Relevant info: my mom is Christian, my dad is Jewish.

My dad loves to silently craft his dad jokes until the morning of any Christian holiday. He did not disappoint today.

Dad: I've been really popular on Facebook this morning. Me: Oh yeah? Dad: All of my friends have been commenting on my sleep patterns. [longish pause while he gets this gleeful-boyish look because of the confusion he can see on my face) Dad: They keep posting about how "He has risen!"

He's saying this to every member of our family, one-by-one, as we wake up.

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👤︎ u/Tryph0sa
📅︎ Apr 20 2014
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Rosh Hashana coming up.

My Aunt told me to cook something to bring to Rosh Hashana, a jewish holiday coming up. She said I should go on the internet and "google some Rosh Hashana dishes to make". Then my dad says "you have to go on Jews dot Cham" ( get it)?

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👤︎ u/billsphere
📅︎ Sep 15 2014
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