There's something really weird about having no hands

But I just can't put my finger on it.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/mozzatits
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 27 2020
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A man walked into a bar with his pet octopus. He went up to the counter and bet everyone in the bar $50 that they couldnโ€™t bring the octopus a musical instrument that it couldnโ€™t play...

One man pulled an old guitar off the wall that hadnโ€™t been tuned in years and gave it to the octopus.

The octopus took the guitar, tuned it right up and began play.

There was no doubt that the octopus was an excellent guitar player.

The man paid his handler $50 and sat down.

Another man brought a saxophone to the octopus.

The octopus took it and stared for a bit.

After a minute or two the octopus began playing a deep and soulful jazz solo.

This man paid his $50 and sat down.

The bartender went into the back and brought out a set of bag pipes.

The bartender said, โ€œIโ€™ll bet $100 that the octopus canโ€™t play these bagpipes.โ€

The man agreed and handed them to the octopus.

The octopus sat there eyeing the bagpipes up and down for quite awhile.

The handler began to get nervous so he said to the octopus, โ€œHurry up and start playing the thingโ€

The octopus spewed, โ€œPlay it?! I wanna marry her!"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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Nearly dying in the hospital..

Mom: "How are you feeling hunny?" Dad: "With my hands!" Insert jazz hands here

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Sn0Board4life27
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 08 2014
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