A list of puns related to "Iskcon"
My family spend most of their time in that place and I fucking hate it. It's like these so called prabhujis have brainwashed by parents to core. They even told me to spend Republic Day at ISKCON.
First they were followers of that Gurmeet Ram Rahim, now this. They keep on chanting Hare Krishna mantra all fucking day in the house.
First of all ISKCON is nothing but an organisation comprising of Vaishnavite Hindus.
There are four major denominations of Dharma(although the diff is not that much) -
I am a Vaishnavite Hindu who belongs to the Sampradaya (spiritual master-disciple lineage) of Brahma-Madhav-Gaudiya.
Brahma because started by him. Madhav refers to Madhavacharya who was an important acharya of this lineage.
And those who think we are diluting Hinduism and all that nonsense, we are more devout practising Vaishnavs than most of you people.
We strictly follow these 4 regulations :-
From chanting 16 rounds of Hare Krishna Mahamantra to following these strict regulations and observing fasts on Ekadashi, we are more devout than you ISKCON haters.
Today you would see so many Hindu girls engaging in bullsh*t pheminism and sexual liberation and all that stuff. You would never see us doing such things. So stop hating us.
Instead let all Hindus stand united against the existential crisis we are facing from Communists, Marxists, and minions of Abrahmic cults and not just keep fighting among ourselves.
And if you still have grudges against them, then forgive them. Itna bhi kya nafrat krna?
EDIT 1 -
And this whole idea that the knowledge of Gita shouldn't be given to others doesn't make any sense. This whole idea of monopolising knowledge gave rise to caste based discrimination. And I know caste refers to occupation.
The immortal song of Bhagwan is for every living soul including everyone living in different planets, universes, etc.
To preach, propagate Dharma is one of the most noble acts which Iskcon is doing. And those who think what's the difference left between missionaries and us, Well with this attitude of yours, you can say bye-bye to Hinduism.
Unlike missionaries we don't tell them that your entire bloodline is in hell because they were not Hindus. Instead they get to know about, Karma, reincarnation, moksha, bhakti, yoga etc. which at least gives them a different perspective even if they don't revert to Dharma.
It's a long post, so Tldr at the bottom.
Like many cults, ISKCON (International Society for Krishna Consciousness or Hare Krishna movement) has its set of weird rules about sex-life of its members.
First of all, forget masturbation and premarital sex. It's strict No. They even have a booklet describing the position to sleep in and taking shower while wearing a dhoti/towel, so you won't look at your own genitals and get aroused to masturbate.
If you think you'll enjoy sex after getting married to a fellow Hare Krishna member, you can't be more wrong. In Prabhupada's (founder of ISKCON) own words "There are restrictions for the householders even in sex life, which should only be engaged in for the propagation of children. If he does not require children, he should not enjoy sex life with his wife." Apparently, people who use contraceptives are demoniac in nature according to Mr Prabhupada. (Source: Bhagvadgita As it Is, Chapter 16, Verse 1&2 Purport)
Suppose, if you follow the previous rule and come to a point where you decide to have children. Now you can engage in sex with your own spouse without angering the God and Mr Prabhupada! Cheers! But it's not as simple as that. You've to go through a small rituals of chanting 50 Rounds of Hare Krishna Mahamantra (ie 50x108 times chanting Hare Krishna Mahamantra). It takes approximately 2 hours to do 16 rounds. So you can calculate how much time you need to do 50 Rounds. And you have to do it every time you are trying for children. (Source: A Beginner's Guide to Krishna Consciousness)
Also, I've heard that you are supposed to declare to your immediate Guru that you'll be "trying tonight".
Now, let's take a look at Mr Prabhupada's life. Although he was from an affluent family and was well educated, at the age of 22 he married an 11 year old girl. And she gave birth to a child when she was 14. On multiple occasions, Mr Prabhupada has stated that he hated his wife. And yet he had atleast 3 children with her. What a lovely Guru! What a lovely cult!
Tldr: No sex unless it's with your wife and also for producing children. Also, 6 hours of chanting every time before doing the "sin".
Saw a post on ISKCON recently, thought this might be relevant.
ISKCON founder, Prabhupada says that NASA's moon landing is a hoax. In his own words,
>My challenge is that moon is beyond the sun. First planet is sun, and then moon. So if the sun is 93,000,000 miles and moon is above the sun 1,600,000, then how they can go to the moon planet in four days? It requires seven and a half months. That is my challenge.
It is from his official website, here.
Please check out his website to really grab a hold of the extent of nonsense and hate they spread.
The Bangladesh Hindu Unity Council Twitter handle has been deleted (not suspended) for creating awareness about the genocide. The stifling of Hindu voices continues unbated.
FYI It was a verified account.
Iskon B' desh account has been suspended as well. I mean can you imagine? Have your temple burnt down, have your people killed and then have your mouth gagged as well? There is no Human Rights
https://mobile.twitter.com/RashmiDVS/status/1450447277424668676
>Meanwhile US Ambassador to Bangladesh does not even name the identity of the victims of violence. This is enabling #Hindus_Attacked_In_Bangladesh . Repeat of Blood Telegram Hindu genocide enabling in 1971.
>We send our condolences to the families of victims of recent religious violence. Everyone must remain steadfast in opposing targeted violence and orchestrated hate. The United States stands with Bangladeshis of all beliefs calling to preserve diversity, unity, and mutual respect.
https://mobile.twitter.com/sarkar_swati/status/1450466970105696258
Blood telegram refers to series of telegrams written by US diplomat Archer Blood to US admin about the systemic Hindu genocide by Pakistan army in 1971, at a time when US govt under Kissinger's reign helped Pakistani army in Bangladesh and even invited China to join in. Meanwhile Indian govt under Indira and Indian media dozens clamped down on any reference to religious nature of genocide, or even that there was massacres going on to "protect secularism". This action and its "justification" of Indian govt were also mentioned in Blood telegrams. Indira would get into action only when number of refugees pouring into India would be too hard to deny.
https://np.reddit.com/r/IndiaRWResources/comments/mk42o0/the_extent_nehruvian_establishment_went_to_in/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFv3V1sYwe0
Its a religion founded in the 60s in New York, so I was wondering if it's considered a form of Hinduism, or if it's another religion that's merely inspired by hinduism (like Nation of Islam and Islam for example)
"A man is always famous for his aggression toward a beautiful woman, & such aggression is sometimes considered rape. Although rape isn't legally allowed, it's a fact that a woman likes a man who is very expert at rape"βHis Divine Grace Bhaktivedanta Swami /s Prabhupada, Srimad Bhagavatam 4.25.41
source: https://vedabase.io/en/library/sb/4/25/41/
'Shudras are black and have no brain. They're never to be given freedom. Just like in America. Since you've given equal rights, blacks are most disturbing. Keep them under control as slaves but give them sufficient food, sufficient cloth, not more than that. They'll be satisfied' Ref: Room Conversation Varnashrama System must be introduced, Feb 14, 1977, Mayapura Link - extremely offensive - https://vanisource.org/wiki/770214_-Conversation_B-_Mayapur
'Hitler was a Great Aryan Hero. A humane gentleman. Jews were financing against Germany, otherwise he'd no enmity with them. They want interest money--therefore Hitler decided "Kill all the Jews"'
VedaBase Conversation during massage, Jan 23, 1977, Bhuvaneshwar
Edit: One More from a comment below, calling for Child Marriage:
"It is therefore the duty of the father to get his daughter married before she attains puberty....It is a psychological fact that when a woman at the age of puberty meets a man and the man satisfies her sexually, she will love that man for the rest of her life, regardless who he is. Thus so-called love within this material world is nothing but sexual satisfaction."
EDIT 1: But wait there's more. This bigot doesn't like women secretaries:
> Srila Prabhupada was very clear on this issue, he called women secretaries a bad habit. Here is a quote:
> In the name of religion you do all nonsense rascaldom, and if the leader approves, βYes, you can do.β Vivekananda did it. Vivekananda did it. βYes, there is no difference between eating meat and not meating eat in terms of religious system.β He preached this, and all the sannyΔsΔ«s of Ramakrishna Mission, they eat meat, they drink, they have WOMAN SECRETARY, and everything. This Chinmayananda also like that. I know his whole history. Unless one is purely KαΉαΉ£αΉa conscious, one cannot give up ALL THESE BAD HABITS. This is the test. (Morning walk β April 24, 1974, Hyderabad)
source: https://lastingimpression.info/gopal_krishna_secretary/
I'm an Indian teen who's a Hindu, most of the hateful things that ISKCON teaches my family doesn't accept and they didn't follow the cult. I developed a certain distance from my family cuz of these idiots, they say to stay away from people who eat non-vegetarian food.
Their views about Sex and Mastrubation are pretty wierd as well, Hinduism generally is not against sex and stuff and it's not known as a sin as long as it's consensual. But ISKCON says something else, well even having sexual urges was something to be ashamed of in their eyes (not that I never talked about this with them, heard through their books and videos)
Like alright excessive Mastrubation can cause a lot of problems, but a normal healthy level is encouraged isn't it? Like I'm a teen and atleast once a month I have this urge to just fap, looking more into it, actually it's normal according to science because of adolescence and stuff.
They've literally tried so hard to manipulate me, they even tried to control my watching habits by saying "Don't post anything not related to God on Instagram stories" Even if I talk normally to girls, ask for help just like a normal friend, still they will try to make me feel bad and like it's a sin, it's bad and stuff.....
Like I'm a practicing Hindu but Hinduism never tries to control your life like this.
I've been healing but it still sometimes takes a toll on me and I get into the loophole of thinking that i shouldn't have left. Although my conviction is firm still I just feel low thinking about those people (especially that I sometimes have to talk to them in school, but it's just for some more time till I change schools)
Thank You for Reading, any help would be appreciated :)
Is this society based on some form of Christianity structure-wise?
He even made a 10 offences like the 10 commandments thing.
Also, they're very hush hush on things based around sex.
Is there a Krishna conscious movement which is sex positive?
**Highly shared rape incident was fake, confirmed by the Hindu leaders in Bangladesh.
A viral video of killing a Hindu man in Noyakhali was an old video of a Muslim man! -- Confirmed by Police.**
Just be aware if you pick up one of the βfree meditation and yogaβ books from the guy sitting outside ACAD today that the leader of that spiritual group actively advocates rape and anti-black thought! He has said multiple times in the past that women enjoy rape, black people should still be slaves around the globe, and that the Aryan resurrection is necessary for progress.
Youβre supporting a cult if you make a donation. If you get a free book and read it, take it with a grain of salt.
I'm not trying to stir up any controversy here. My opinion is based on some of the experiences I have had, today being one.
A little bit of background about what I practice. I am a Hindu by birth and choice. I pray to Gods who I feel close to and am enthusiastic about festivals and visiting temples. My relationship with God is personal is what I believe. I believe in Him and try to follow the good that is taught to me from people who are well versed in their understanding about the religion. I have recently started studying the Gita. Studying Gita has made me feel closer to Sri Krishna, not in a fanatic way (I don't have anything against it. In fact, I get a tad bit jealous about their Bhakti towards him) but in an inexplicable way. I wouldn't call myself a paramabhakta. I wouldn't say I exist without His knowledge.
Coming to the topic of ISKCON and what is making me write this post -
There are many adherents of Hinduism that are of Non-Indian background thanks to outreach work done by ISKCON in the past half century. Buddhism has in the past half-century brought in many White and other adherents despite the fact that Buddhism came to the United States over a century ago by immigrants from East Asia. Although ISKCON has done a lot of outreach to Non-Indians, do you think that Hinduism will grow in the United States and will bring in more Non-Indian adherents that are not affiliated in ISKCON?
I'm an Indian teen who's a Hindu, most of the hateful things that ISKCON teaches my family doesn't accept and they didn't follow the cult. I developed a certain distance from my family cuz of these idiots, they say to stay away from people who eat non-vegetarian food.
Their views about Sex and Mastrubation are pretty wierd as well, Hinduism generally is not against sex and stuff and it's not known as a sin as long as it's consensual. But ISKCON says something else, well even having sexual urges was something to be ashamed of in their eyes (not that I never talked about this with them, heard through their books and videos)
Like alright excessive Mastrubation can cause a lot of problems, but a normal healthy level is encouraged isn't it? Like I'm a teen and atleast once a month I have this urge to just fap, looking more into it, actually it's normal according to science because of adolescence and stuff.
They've literally tried so hard to manipulate me, they even tried to control my watching habits by saying "Don't post anything not related to God on Instagram stories" Even if I talk normally to girls, ask for help just like a normal friend, still they will try to make me feel bad and like it's a sin, it's bad and stuff.....
Like I'm a practicing Hindu but Hinduism never tries to control your life like this.
I've been healing but it still sometimes takes a toll on me and I get into the loophole of thinking that i shouldn't have left. Although my conviction is firm still I just feel low thinking about those people (especially that I sometimes have to talk to them in school, but it's just for some more time till I change schools)
Thank You for Reading, any help would be appreciated :)
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