If Irving Berlin lived in Montreal instead of New York...

Would he have written β€˜Poutine on the Ritz?’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rossum81
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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A man walks in to a bar...

The man orders a grasshopper. On the way home he notices a grasshopper on the ground and says: you know there is a drink named after you? The grasshopper responds: There is a drink named Irving?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElliotNunstedt
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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A dad joke from 1876

In walking through a park and observing the signs, β€˜All dogs found on these grounds without their owners, will be shot,’ a friend of mine exclaimed, β€˜That’s a hard case for dogs that can’t read.’

β€” Irving Browne, Humorous Phases of the Law, 1876

Due credit: Futility Closet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Djerrid
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2015
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Watching the basketball game with my dad.

Me: Do you think Irving will score a three pointer in the last couple minutes?

Dad: I don't know, that's quite a long shot.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2014
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