Irrigated Puns

A list of puns related to "Irrigated"

My friend saw I was upset the other day and he said "It could be worse. You could be an irrigated hole in the ground surrounded by brick work that people use to get water"

It didn't help, but I knew he meant well

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👤︎ u/HarryGoLocky
📅︎ Jul 07 2020
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I have fantasised about installing irrigation my whole life

But it's just a pipe dream

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👤︎ u/forrestree
📅︎ Jul 28 2020
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What did the farmer get his wife for Valentine's Day?

A sprinkler system and it irrigated her

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👤︎ u/krigito
📅︎ Jan 22 2021
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A man woke up to find out that he was connected to a constant source of water.

He was quite irrigated about it.

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👤︎ u/Sarchasm-Spelunker
📅︎ Sep 04 2020
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My neighbor leaves his sprinkler running constantly, sometimes days at a time.

It’s really irrigating.

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👤︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
📅︎ Jun 20 2019
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Why do Daleks make good gardeners?

Because they like to GERMINATE. GERMINATE.

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👤︎ u/chaosmonkey
📅︎ May 19 2015
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How did the ditch digger feel about his job?

He found it irrigating.

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👤︎ u/krustygymsocks
📅︎ Feb 24 2018
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I found a small reptile in my ear.

I think it's an irrigator.

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👤︎ u/redditurded
📅︎ Oct 06 2016
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My freind was telling me her grievances about the sprinklers making water spots on her car

I told her that i have the same problem and find it very irrigating as well

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👤︎ u/curly686
📅︎ Mar 24 2017
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My neighbor leaves his sprinkler running constantly, sometimes days at a time.

It’s really irrigating.

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👤︎ u/gimcrak
📅︎ May 21 2019
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