He should have told a udder joke
My grandfather, busying away with my grandmother chopping onions for dinner turns to me and asks "You know why Ireland is such a prosperous country?" I look at him, smirking knowing something wonderfully witty is about to come. He says, "The capital is always Dublin'"
Dad just walked in with the biggest shit-eating grin on his face to tell me this joke.
"What do you call an Irishman sitting on his front porch?"
"Paddy O'Furniture"
Patty O'Furniture
Because adding just one more would make it too farty. Straight from my 7 year old daughter.
Edit: Thank you so much for the awards and upvotes. I showed my daughter how many people saw and appreciated her humor and she's extatic. I know she probably didn't come up with the joke herself but this was one of the first times she really got me with a good one and I thought I'd share it with some fellow dads and others.
Rick O'Shea !!!!
I should’ve known it was a Leper-con.
Paddy O'Furniture!
Heres my late fathers favorite joke song!
Paddy Mcginty, an Irish man at heart,
went to the doctors and said he couldnt fart,
The doctor gave him a can of beans,
And sent him home, an hour later he farted down the phone,
The doctor said Paddy, was that you?
He said that he's sure, cause he's poo'd in his shoe.
239.
Because one more would be too farty.
Patty O’Furniture
