What did Adam say to his GF on the 24th of December?

It's Christmas Eve.

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Daughter just now while eating lunch: "What's your favorite number?"

Me: "3 and 5."

Wife: "That's odd."

Other daughter: "Even when you add them."

I've done well.

Edit: Spacing.

Edit 2: Holy gold Batman! I told my family we were brief internet celebrities last night, now we're royalty! Thanks the internet!!!

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