No matter where I go, I like to bring my ukulele, then, whenever someone asks if I play an instrument, I say...
โI play a little guitar!"
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Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.
Please donโt resort to violins and anger if you donโt notice.
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︎ Dec 06 2020
What's a fisherman's favorite instrument?
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︎ Jan 24 2021
What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments?
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︎ Feb 12 2021
Did you hear about the church musician that lost his instrument?
He was really dis-organ-ized.
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︎ Feb 04 2021
Guys, I have been thinking about selling my Theremin.
I haven't touched it in years.
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︎ Feb 07 2021
What do you call someone who hits people with brass instruments?
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︎ Jan 29 2021
What instrument do fishermen play?
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︎ Jan 14 2021
Intervals aren't the first reason to learn to play an instrument.
But they are a major second.
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︎ Nov 27 2020
Seems like a Bassless claim to me
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︎ Dec 08 2020
What is the most dangerous group of instrument players?
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︎ Nov 11 2020
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
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︎ Nov 22 2020
I once knew this guy who hated all high-range instruments.
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︎ Nov 27 2020
My calculator only has enough power left to do one calculation
I really have to make it count
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︎ Jan 01 2021
My daughter invented a writing instrument that never runs out of ink, never smudges and cures any other difficulties associated with writing...
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︎ Nov 07 2020
I bought a musical instrument for my daughter, which cost me $1000.
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︎ Nov 17 2020
What's the favourite instrument of a skeleton?
A xilobone!
(Bet you thought about a trombone Huh)
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︎ Oct 08 2020
Had a large keyboard instrument with pipes that I gave for free to my local church.
Always proud to be an organ donor.
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︎ Oct 27 2020
Favorite instrument of the dyslexic ghost?
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︎ Oct 14 2020
What instrument do fishes play?
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︎ Aug 29 2020
What do you clean a band instrument with?
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︎ Oct 07 2020
What rock group has 4 guys who can't sing or play instruments?
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︎ Sep 02 2020
If you remove all musical instruments from a church
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︎ Oct 07 2020
I play instruments for my church one day I got really sick...
I went to the doctor he said I was missing an organ.
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︎ Aug 28 2020
A prisoner joined a convent and wanted to be a part of their marching band. What instrument did she decide to play?
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︎ Sep 28 2020
Which musical instrument is the most depressed?
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︎ Aug 31 2020
Amazon should change rating on music instrument category to 4 stars
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︎ Aug 24 2020
What is a skeletons favourite instrument?
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︎ May 02 2020
My ex used to hit me with a stringed instrument every day.
If only i had known about her history of violins.
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︎ Jun 10 2020
I was thinking to myself, if I wanted to race some musical instruments, where would I go?
Then it came to me, a soundtrack of course.
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︎ Jun 10 2020
How much was Texas Instruments fined when they were caught offering free breast augmentation procedures to employees?
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︎ Feb 11 2020
A man only plays his instrument when alone
Accordion to himself, heโs great
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︎ Feb 18 2020
What is the name of the great actor, who also quietly plays an instrument?
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︎ Mar 06 2020
Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences goes largely unnoticed.
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︎ Nov 22 2019
Whatโs a sheepโs favorite instrument?
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︎ Apr 03 2020
What instrument do skeletons play?
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︎ Dec 20 2019
I won the lottery and squandered most of it on buying 17th century artwork and musical instruments.
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︎ May 25 2020
Accordian to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments often goes undetected.
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︎ Apr 17 2018
My son claims that he identifies as an ancient Greek string instrument.
Frankly, I think he's a lyre.
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︎ Aug 09 2019
How does a clam learn to play an instrument?
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︎ Apr 06 2020
Saxophone might be considered as the sexiest musical instrument
but there is nothing sounds more horny than brass
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︎ Jan 15 2020
What do you call an influencer who makes videos about brass instruments?
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︎ Apr 11 2020
What do you call a group of whales play instruments?
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︎ Jan 05 2021
What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments.
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︎ Sep 28 2020
Which rock group has four guys who can't sing or play instruments?
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