Why do people like beans?

. . . Because people are human beans (beings)

Told by my 4 yr old. I am proud!!:)

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What do you call a hippie's wife?

Mississippi.

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Big Ben is undergoing renovations which will take 3 years...

That's a long time considering they're working around the clock.

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We've got the/bear necessities
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