What's the difference between a dirty old bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
Ones crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!
I don't know what they use to fill butt implants, but I hope it's called I Can't Believe It's Not Booty.
I made up that joke. I know it's terrible.
I had a chip implanted in my body.
It was a Cool Ranch Dorito. Yum!
Why are they called Silicone buttock implants and not Hipocrisy?
What did 3 say to 8
Well, I see you went and got the implants!
Why did the man get a traffic management device implanted in his eye?
On the news: “nearly 29,000 women have their breast implants removed every year”
Me, to my wife: “that’s stupid. I would think most women only need to have them removed once!”
My friend just bought breast implants made of Oak.
It seems like that would be uncomfortable, wooden tit?
Shouldn’t breast implants . . .
I was watching a documentary about a girl who got breast implants made of wood
I thought to myself, that'd hurt, wooden tit?
So... A woman got the first ever wooden breast implants yesterday
it would of been funny if this joke had a punchline wooden tit
I lift bridges for a living
The job has its ups and downs.
A dental implant is a device. Toothpaste can be blue.
So if you have a dental implant, and brush with blue toothpaste, what do you call it?
A Bluetooth device.
Courtesy of my seven-year-old son, who is getting the hang of this pun thing.
I knew this girl who wanted bigger boobs, but couldn't afford proper implants, so she had her uncle make her a false set out of pine.Would be great if I had a punchline to go with that though,
Would be great if I had a punchline to go with that though, wooden tit?
What happens when one of your butt implants deflates?
What material are a clown’s breast implants made out of?
I was going to tell a joke about a woman who got a cedar breast implant. But that would be stupid
My wife’s butt implants are completely lopsided.
I told the surgeon he did a bad ass job.
I've heard they can now make breast implants out of oak
Surely that'd be really painful, wooden tit?
Have you heard about the women that got oak breast implants?
This joke would have been better with a punch line, wooden tit.
So I got new hair implants yesterday
Didn't like them at first but they're starting to grow on me
What is the difference between an old bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station and one is a busty crustacean.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
Ones a crusty bus station,
The others a busty crustacean!
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What's the difference between an old tattered transit stop, and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean.
Whats the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boob implants?
One is a crusty bus station the other is a busty crustacean
What's The Difference Between A Dirty Bus Stop And A Lobster With Breast Implants?
One is a crusty bus station while the other is a busty crustacean.
What is the difference between an old bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean!
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station while the other is a busty crustacean
What's The Difference Between A Dirty Bus Stop And A Lobster With Breast Implants?
One is a crusty bus station while the other is a busty crustacean.
Whats the difference between an old bus stop, and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus-station, the other is a busty crustacean.
What's the difference between a Dirty Bus Stop and a Lobster with breast implants?
One is a busty crustacean, the other is a crusty bus station
What's the difference between a filthy Greyhound terminal and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and one is a busty crustacean.
What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean.
Whats the diferance between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
Ones a crusty bus station and the others a busty crustacean.
What is the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One's a crusty bus station, and the other's a busty crustacean.
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One's a crusty bus station and one's a busty crustacean.
What the difference is between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants.
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean
A joke about breast implants made from trees would be funny
What is the difference between a dirty bus stop, and a crab with breast implants?
Ones a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!
What’s the difference between an old transit stop and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean
What is the difference between a dirty bus stop & a lobster with breast implants?
Ones a crusty bus station
The other is a busty crustacean
What is the difference between a greyhound bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean
Imagine if there were oak breast implants...
That would be awful, wooden tit?
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