Illegal Download Puns

A list of puns related to "Illegal Download"

A man gets arrested for illegally downloading Wikipedia

The man says, “Wait! I can explain everything!”

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👤︎ u/pokemon-collector
📅︎ Jun 05 2021
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If you download something illegally on a samsung smart fridge

Is that copyright infridgement?

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👤︎ u/Demarcus-Xavier
📅︎ Dec 19 2020
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i don't download films illegally because i am honest and hardworking person.

and i don't know how.

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👤︎ u/daddeyhh
📅︎ Sep 09 2020
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Do you know which singer has had the most of their music illegally downloaded?

Cher.

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👤︎ u/emu404
📅︎ Jan 16 2020
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What is a pirate's least favourite letter?

Dear Sir/ Madam,

It has come to our attention that this IP address has been used for illegally downloading content.

Therefore, your account will be blocked, pending further investigation.

Sincerely, The Internet Provider.

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👤︎ u/ExtraSure
📅︎ Oct 14 2021
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I just illegally downloaded the first five books of the Hebrew scripture.

It was a Torahnt.

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👤︎ u/smellmyheart
📅︎ Dec 15 2018
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I heard that moles could be malignant so I asked my doctor about my two...

When the tests came back he said: "There be nine." Never trust a doctor who illegally downloaded his degree.

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👤︎ u/TowerSheep
📅︎ Jul 16 2018
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Cop: I’m arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia.

Man: Wait. I can explain everything!

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Nov 20 2019
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Cop: I’m arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia!

Man: Wait, I can explain everything!

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Apr 26 2019
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Cop: I’m arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia.

Man: Wait! I can explain everything.

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👤︎ u/crazyfortaco
📅︎ Jan 10 2021
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‘I’m arresting you for illegally downloading Wikipedia!’

‘Wait! I can explain everything!’

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👤︎ u/zedzuuzaaa
📅︎ May 10 2020
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Cop: I’m arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia!

Me: Wait, I can explain everything!

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👤︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
📅︎ Jun 17 2019
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Cop: I'm arresting you for illegally downloading the entire Wikipedia database and selling it.

Man: Wait! I can explain everything!

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👤︎ u/Degtyrev
📅︎ Nov 05 2019
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Cop: you’re under arrest for illegally downloading all of Wikipedia.

Me: wait, officer, I can explain everything!

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👤︎ u/aheadassnigga
📅︎ Jun 17 2019
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