Igraine Puns

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To all of you here on r/Reddit,

Knights of The Society For The Preservation and Prosperity Of The Order,

I hope this finds you well.

As you know, I spoke with Grayson’s descendant (Steve West) and we’re closing in on a hearing with the powers-that-be for further records of The Order’s existence to be released:

#The Order: 1887 (2025) Legacy Of Avalon

On The Order: 1886’s 10th anniversary, The Order’s second chapter will be revealed, centring on ’The Nascent Order’ composed of five founding members: Lakshmibai, Devi, Tesla, Sir Bors and Grayson. Having uncovered the corruption at the very heart of The Order’s British Headquarters, the fugitive vigilantes leave London far behind, relocating to secluded Aundorach, deep in the wilderness of Scotland, where they establish a secure forward operating base. It's been a full year since the events of The Rebellion Uprising and The Hastings Murders. Our story opens on a grizzled, weatherworn Grayson, formerly Sir Grayson of The Order Of Her Majesty’s Knights, collecting supplies for their operation. Having completed his monthly intelligence-gathering sweep across Lettoch, Loch Garten and ending at Badenoch and Strathspey ward (to make sure no one has picked up their trail), Grayson, satisfied of his and Lakshmibai’s safety, returns to their home base. Tesla has been busy, using every square inch of the spacious barn they were able to purchase for slowly recommencing his research and development division, which once was housed deep below Westminster. Sir Bors, when not holding strategy meetings with Grayson, Lakshmi and Devi, departs the base in search of The Hidden Storeroom of his brother (history mistakes their bond as uncle-nephew), Lancelot du Lac, the Baron Augustus D’Argyll, following the latest lead he’s able to find. Returning to the humble headquarters of what the group have dubbed ’The Nascent Order’, Grayson and Lakshmi - herself and Devi returning from seeking information, as well as a hunt (Devi proudly bearing a large fallow deer carcass) - pause to mark the one-ye

Are 6% chance to attack twice that good of base abilities to upgrade them?

I am not talking about their skills below

What situations are they best used under?

After Merlin blessed Igraine with a dream, she had a out of body experience into the Land Of Truth, in which gave her a vision in the eyes of Morgan, of the legend city of Atlantis burning down, and she's besides what is supposedly Uther, both having a deep discussion and yada yada. After it ends, Igraine's vision on destiny is absolutely changed, accepting her fate with Uther. Obviously this is super simplified over what's written on the book, but, I didn't understand it at all. So many new gods, legends and names, and none of it makes sense to me, so many questions, like: Who is the Bigger than all gods? How is this relevant to the book? And how did this snap Igraine's head into accepting her fate? Could someone explain this part to me? I'm afraid that this part is going to be essential to understand the book so I can't continue reading with this doubt.

Hey everyone, good to be here. Name's Alenko. I'll be in the mess hall until my shift starts if you need anything.

Edit: Apparently I should avoid the steak?

Class: Assassin

True Name: Igraine Pendragon

Also Known As: Blue-Eyed Beauty of Britain, Eigyr, Ygrain

Gender: Female

Height: 178 cm.

Weight: 51 kg

Three Sizes: B98/W62/H86

Blood Type: B-

Birthday: ???

Place of Origin: Britain, England

Addresses Self As: Warewa

Likes: Lavish meals, Family, Fidelity, Alcohol

Dislikes: Ill Manners, Junk Food

Talents: Housekeeping, Horseback Racing

Natural Enemy: Merlin

Image Color: Purple

Servant Stats True Name: Igraine Pendragon

Type: Heroic Spirit, Anti Hero

Source: Arthurian Legends

Region: Britain

Alignment: Lawful Evil

Attribute: Man

Armaments: Armor, Sword

Qualified Classes: Assassin, Berserker (Irregular: Avenger, Rider)

Statistics (Base) Strength D Endurance B+ Agility B Mana C Luck C Noble Phantasm B

Class Skills Presence Concealment C+ Personal Skills Golden Rule (Body) B Charisma D Mana Burst C

Noble Phantasm Corbenic: Enchanted Castle of Miracles Anti-Army (Rank B)

Blade of Morgan: False Excalibur Anti-Unit (Rank D)

Grand Order Data: Traits: Human, Heroic Spirit, Female, Dragon, Saberface

Attribute: Man

Card Deck: Arts, Quick x3, Buster

Noble Phantasm: Arts

Class (Passive) Skills:

Presence Concealment C+ (Increase Crit Damage)

Riding C (Increase Crit Star Gen)

Personal Skills:

Charisma D (Increase party Attack)

Maternal Instinct B+ (Generate Stars, Grant NP to Saberface / Dragon Trait Servants)

Golden Rule (Body) B (Grant self Debuff Immunity, Recover Own HP, Charge Own NP Gauge)

Doc with dialogue at: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1JQa6VVbMKtXkqxzwMd29G0kCr-DLyga6nRwnNEbjWkg/edit?usp=drivesdk

Backstory War (rough draft)

            Fate/Root Avalon
                        The Igraine Grail War

Saber: Mordred

Archer: Atalante

Lancer: Fionn Mac Cumhaill

Rider: Anne Bonny & Mary Read

(False) Assassin: Igraine Pendragon

(True) Assassin: Hassan-i-Sabbah (Hassan of Hundred Faces)

Berserker: Minamoto no Yorimitsu

Caster: Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

    Breakdown of Events:

The first Servant is summoned (Minamoto no Yorimitsu, Berserker Class) by the successor to the Origami magus family (Origami, Yumie) using a fragment of Raikou’s armor as a catalyst procured from the Mage’s Association in return for an unknown recompense.

The Church appoints an Exorcist as the representative for the Holy Grail War (Diana), alongside the Exorcist is a Church Executor who works in partnership with her (Phennic)

After transference of

It’s Latinized as Igerna, from Welsh Eigyr or Eigr. I found an unsourced claim that it’s connected to goose, but nothing else. Any ideas?

OHhh naked man where are you! You are dearly missed! It's Legirehar, was legolas at very very beginning til they changed my name lol also chynamancer, chyna, Laverne

Other Igrainers I miss, Lita, Eurbafalalga hib lurikeen or whatever your name was lol Nuhos, Chabulle, Jjeska even though I think ya screwed me over.. lol can't remember been so long one of the mids did.

Back in the 2000s I was in an awesome guild in Dark Age of Camelot called Highland Guard, full of a lot of great people I was just a kid at the time but I wanted to thank you all for being so awesome.

This is Guide/Jerek calling all former HGers or other Alb/Igraine players. ~Pflegen, Aprile, Mcmacster, Anne Hedonia - you know who you are! Hope you're all doing fantastic and I would love to hear from you.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”

“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.

The doctor says it terminal.

Season 2 epidode 8 Did Morgause bring back Igraine from the dead or was just a illusion to corrupt Arthur. Was it the real Igraine Arthurs mother and was she telling the truth about Uther?

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

He lost May

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.