I got a T.V that could not change its volume but was only 10$
Of course I could not turn it down
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I shouted at my son, "Itβs a shame nothing is built in the U.S. anymore! The T.V. we just bought says, βBuilt in Antennaβ and to be perfectly honest..."
"I donβt even know where that is!"
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︎ Aug 10 2021
I never understood T.V. remotes, until one day..
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︎ Jan 03 2022
A, B, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, & Z are all racists.. How do I know?
Because they're all not 'C's.
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︎ Dec 11 2019
I heard the England v Ukraine game was going to be postponed because a Ukrainian player has Covid
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︎ Jul 03 2021
A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z
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︎ Dec 25 2020
Did you hear that they're replacing two letters of the alphabet? Instead of T, you have to say "Clowns". Instead of V, you need to say "Jokers". I refuse to use them, but I was singing the alphabet when they changed them, so I have a problem...
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with U.
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︎ Dec 06 2020
Why do they condition hospital I.V. bottles?
Because everyone loves smooth saline!
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︎ Feb 10 2021
People say I pronounce my bβs and vβ like a Russian...
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︎ Mar 28 2019
I really upset my wife when she asked what was on the T.V.
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︎ Jul 20 2020
M a k a r o v i
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︎ Aug 20 2019
s i l v e r w a r e
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︎ Jun 04 2019
Can I play World War Z without having played World War A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X and Y before?
/r/ShouldIbuythisgame/comβ¦
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︎ Mar 27 2020
Did you hear about the B I V G R O Y rainbow?
The poor thing has a deviated spectrum.
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︎ Nov 23 2019
I just saw V, X and L walking around aimlessly.
I can't stand Roaming numerals.
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︎ Jan 21 2019
My dad asked me if I knew why one side of the "V" geese fly in was longer than the other
Because there are more geese in it... Thanks dad
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︎ Sep 10 2016
My Dad and I were watching Geese fly in V formation
He looked to me and said, "Do you know why the left side of the V formation is longer?"
So I told him, "I can't think of a reason, why?"
So he enlightened me, "It's because it has more geese in it."
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︎ Nov 06 2013
My Dad's reaction to this photo I took: "Do you know why one side of a flying V of geese is always longer than the other?" answer in comments
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︎ Aug 30 2013
I'm watching t.v. with my dad
Neither of us were that interested in what was on, so I asked "can I see the remote." He proceeds to lift the remote high in the air, saying "can you see it now."
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︎ Aug 29 2013
Received this text while watching Spain v Chile in the world cup. He's not a dad yet but I think he will be ok when he is one.
[18/6 21:05] Toddy: Chile are just too hot to handle
[18/6 21:05] Toddy: Sorry
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︎ Jun 18 2014
A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...
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︎ Dec 02 2020
Why do they condition all of the I.V. bottles at the hospital?
Everyone loves smooth saline!
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︎ Sep 04 2020
I have updated the alphabet for festive period. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z
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