I 90 Puns

Now I don't care what the temperature is.

Turns out it was right.

that it doesn’t get Eddie Vedder than this.

It was in-tens.

I keep telling him that it's "just right"

Oh yeah, Salt-N-Pepa

Moist Bush.

We’re so ‘NSYC.

It was the right triangle.

I told her sure but some of it is Garbage.

Looks like I finally did something right.

Turns out it's illegal to Hasslehoff.

His house is a circle... He's been walking around confused for three hours now, I am getting concerned.

I was diagnosed with bye-polar disorder

Is that right?

Total

I don't remember what band was playing though.

Cos 90 =0

It's an open and shut case

Doctor: "Do you drink alcohol?"

Man: "No"

Doctor: "Smoke marijuana?"

Man: "No"

Doctor: "Do any other drugs or partying?"

Man: "No"

Doctor: "Fool around with a lot of loose women?"

Man: "No"

Doctor: "...what to you want to live to 90 for?"

But if you could only see the way they loved me, maybe you would understand.

It really Beats the Alternative!

So there I was in the process of helping him walk back to his room. During the walk I happen to look over and he is grimacing in pain with a look of disgust. As a worried healthcare provider, I ask him,

"Patient, you look like you're in pain, how do you feel"?

Without skipping a beat, he looks up into my eyes and with a trembling voice through the pain he replies..

"with my hands"

I was taken aback, not realizing what had just happened to me. He then smiled and startled to chuckle, and only then did I realize I had just been had by a dad and started to laugh myself.