I'm getting hungry
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︎ Mar 19 2021
Two horses in a field, one says to the other βIβm so hungry, I could eat a horseβ
The other replies βmoooβ
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︎ Mar 20 2021
I'm hungry.
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︎ Mar 08 2021
Great, now I am hungry
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︎ Feb 11 2021
I was cold and hungry, so I put my feet in front of the heater
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︎ Jan 29 2021
I'm so hungry...
I haven't eaten all year.
(Happy New Year)
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︎ Jan 01 2021
I was hungry so I ate all my chips.
Everyone else at the poker game was not impressed.
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︎ Jan 23 2021
5YO: "Dad, I'm hungry AND DON'T SAY HI HUNGRY I'M DAD"
Me: "wow ... that's a very long name, hungryAndDon'tSayHiHungryI'mDad"
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︎ Jun 16 2020
I say to my dad βim hungryβ
hi hungry im dad was the response
no i said, mom just gave me the dna testing
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︎ Jan 05 2021
My son told me he was hungry (not a "Hi Hungry I'm dad." joke)
Me: "You want me to make you a sandwich?"
Son: "Ummm ... sure."
Me: grabs two slices of bread and puts his hand in between them "There, you're a hand sandwich."
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︎ Oct 25 2020
My son "said Dad I'm hungry".
I said "hi hungry i'm Austria do you wanna building an Empire"
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︎ Aug 17 2020
Son : "Hi Dad. I'm hungry", I am prepared for what he has to say.
Dad : let's order some food.
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︎ Aug 20 2020
Son: Dad, Iβm hungry.
Dad: Hi son, Iβll go make you some lunch like the respectful father that I am, unlike those other dads that call their son hungry. The audacity of some people.
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︎ Sep 04 2020
I started pulling the "Hi hungry, I'm dad" routine with my two-year-old. A couple days in, I asked her if she was hungry.
She just laughs and says, "Silly Daddy, I'm not hungry, I'm Nona." I didn't expect to be a grandfather so soon...
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︎ Aug 17 2019
My wife and I both have COVID. She asks if I'm hungry..
Sorry, I haven't got a taste for anything.
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︎ Oct 24 2020
I went to my parents house for dinner and when I walked through the front door my mom asks,"Are you hungry?"
So I told Her,"No.I'm half German and half Irish."
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︎ Aug 10 2020
"Dad, I'm hungry."
No you're not Gary. Put some pants on.
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︎ Oct 03 2020
So I got really hungry today with no food around, so I ate my clock.
It was very time consuming
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︎ Jul 21 2020
Was hungry so I made a cheese stick
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︎ Jun 12 2020
'I'm hungry.'
'Hi Hungary, I'm Austria.'
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︎ Aug 30 2020
My Son: Dad, I'm hungry!
Me: Hi hungry, I'm American!
My Son: That only works if I said I was Hungarian...
Me: I could never make fun of a foreigner's poor English...
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︎ Aug 06 2020
Today I was wearing a shirt with the family crest of my favorite painter Frida Kahlo. After a few hours I started to get hungry and ordered takeout. When my delivery person arrived he handed over my food without taking any money for bringing it to me. I asked him βHow come thereβs no charge?β
He replied: I was going to charge you, but I noticed you had Frida Liveryβ
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︎ Mar 13 2020
It's night, I'm hungry right now
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︎ Mar 06 2020
I'm so proud of my hungry geologist dad...
He went to the kitchen and discovered there was stewtonite.
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︎ Apr 18 2020
Iβm kind of hungry...
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︎ Apr 11 2019
I was pretty hungry so I decided to go fishing...
You know, just for the halibut...
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︎ Dec 16 2019
Man, Iβm so hungry. What should I eat while Iβm on reddit?
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︎ Sep 21 2019
Me: I'm not very hungry, I just want something easy Server: ... Maybe the chicken strips for $6?
Me: maybe it does, but that doesn't help with my hunger.
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︎ May 23 2019
I'm so hungry I could eat my watch.
But that would be time consuming.
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︎ Apr 07 2018
One time I noticed a lizard stealing a meal from a very hungry frog
And I thought to myself, "What a cold blooded thing to do!"
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︎ Oct 24 2019
I was alone in the desert, hungry, and couldn't think of any puns...
.. then I met this magical pig, and she gave me a potion to make me funnier.
Best ham sand witch ever.
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︎ Mar 09 2019
Iβm a bit hungry for some sweets.
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︎ Apr 11 2019
Child: βDad, Iβm hungry.β
Dad: βHi, Hungry. Iβm Friday, come over Saturday and weβll have a Sunday.β
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︎ Jul 04 2019
Hey dad, I'm hungry
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︎ Nov 08 2019
My son "said Dad I'm hungry".
I said "hi hungry i'm Austria do you wanna building an Empire"
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︎ Aug 18 2019
Yesterday I was so hungry I ate a clock
It was pretty time consuming
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︎ Mar 27 2019
Son: Dad, I'm hungry.
Dad: Hi Hungry, I'm Dad.
Son: Why did you have to name me this.
Dad: I named you Hungry, not This.
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︎ Jun 25 2019
Me: I'm hungry.
Dad: Hi Hungry, I'm West Germany.
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︎ Sep 29 2019
Native American boy: Dad, I'm hungry.
Native American dad: How, hungry.
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︎ Feb 04 2019
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