A list of puns related to "Humbling"
It keeps me grounded.
I still think he was selling himself short.
Luckily there was no traffic congestion...
Humbly submitted, Dad
This youth pastor is usually very humble, but once he stands on pulpit, he gets proud.
I think itβs his Altar ego
They are very grateful
I told her when it comes to humility I'm #1.
Why was the fraction apprehensive about marrying the decimal? Because he would have to convert.
Why do plants hate math? It gives them square roots.
Why did the student get upset when his teacher called him average? It was a mean thing to say!
Why was the math book depressed? It had a lot of problems.
Why is the obtuse triangle always so frustrated? Because it is never right.
Why can you never trust a math teacher holding graphing paper? HeΒ must be plotting something.
Why was the equal sign so humble? Because she knew she wasnβt greater than or less than anyone else.
What do you call the number 7 and the number 3 when they go out on a date? The odd couple
What do you call a number that canβt stay in one place? A Roaminβ numeral.
Did you hear the one about the statistician? Probably.
What do you call dudes who love math? Algebros.
Iβll do algebra, Iβll do trig. Iβll even do statistics. But graphing is where I draw the line!
Why should you never talk to Pi? Because sheβll go on and on and on forever.
Why are parallel lines so tragic if they have so much in common? Itβs a shame theyβll never meet.
Are monsters good at math? Not unless you Count Dracula.
Whatβs the best way to flirt with a math teacher? Use acute angle.
Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative numbers? Theyβd stop at nothing to avoid them.
How do you stay warm in any room? Just huddle in the corner, where itβs always 90 degrees.
Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight ("ate") nine!
Why DID seven eat nine? Because youβre supposed to eat 3 squared meals a day!
Why does nobody talk to circles? Because there is no point.
He swallowed his pride.
Later as I walked past the hive where it came from I said "Thank you bees for making the best honey in the world." A few shouted back "It's good but we wouldn't say it was the best honey in the world."
Oh I thought, they must be humble bees.
Apparently, it's a series of bark codes.
You can say that it isnβt self centered
they're leg ends.
A humble bee
"All rise."
The baker said humbly, "you don't need to do that." The rolls responded:
"It's the yeast we can do."
"You know you're not allowed to have any chickens in Humble?"
"Oh really?"
"Yeah, they're too cocky."
I am way better than that
One Prawn is called Justin, the other is called Christian. Suddenly they are approached by a magic Cod who grants them each a wish. Christian been a humble Prawn is happy with his lot in life and declines the wish. Justin however asks for the Cod to turn him into a Shark.
Weeks later Justin hates being a Shark as all the other fish are scared and swim away. Justin manages to find the magic Cod who turns him back into a prawn.
Delighted Justin now a Prawn again finds his old friend and exclaims "I found Cod, I'm a Prawn again Christian!"
He was outstanding in his field.
So, I told her to sit down.
It's totally irrational, it would just go on forever.
βWelcome to my humble a-boat.β
A Humble Bee
Almost 10 years ago now when my daughterβs mom was pregnant with herβwaddling miserably towards the tail-end of her third trimester and about ready to popβshe looked forlornly at her figure in the mirror one day and announced, βOmigod Iβm as big as a house!β
And so I, the Rico Suave motherfucker that I am, popped my head up from the book I was reading on the bed and responded thusly without missing a beat:
βWell, baby girl, if youβre a house then youβre my dream home...β
I thought our relationship was my rock on which we would build one hundred stories, but there were termites in the foundation. Unfortunately she ultimately turned out to be a mobile home that couldnβt stay tethered to a single lot for more than a few years at a time as, a short time later, she up-and-skedaddled from our lives and has been a deadbeat mom to our little girl ever since. (My daughter and I built a beautiful, cozy little bungalow-for-two anyways.)
Anyway, does that qualify as a pun, or just an extended metaphor? If not, sorry, I just always thought that was a good line and I wanted to humble-brag a bit.
Well to be perfectly honest, in my humble opinion, of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view, but also by looking into this matter in a different perspective and without being condemning of one's view's and by trying to make it objectified, and by considering each and every one's valid opinion, I honestly believe that I completely forgot what I was going to say.
My cousin walked up on my front porch. Walked up by the door. Then turned around and walked away.
My little brother: What if they planted a bomb? Dad: It wouldn't grow. This was followed with 10 minutes of nonstop laughter. Just from him and my mother.
I think it is dew.
(/r/jokes kicked me over here with my humble offering)
so thereβs a far-off place that consists of a perfectly triangular lake surrounded by land, with three kingdoms on the three sides of the lake. the first kingdom is rich and powerful, filled with wealthy, prosperous people. the second kingdom is more humble, but has its fair share of wealth and power, too. the third kingdom is struggling and poor, and barely has an army.
the kingdoms eventually go to war over control of the lake, as itβs a valuable resource to have. the first kingdom sends 100 of their finest knights, clad in the best armor and each with their own personal squire. the second kingdom sends 50 of their knights, with fine leather armor and a few dozen squires of their own. the third kingdom sends their one and only knight, an elderly warrior who has long since passed his prime, with his own personal squire.
the night before the big battle, the knights in the first kingdom drink and make merry, partying into the late hours of the night. the knights in the second kingdom arenβt as well off, but have their own supply of grog and also drink late into the night.
in the third camp, the faithful squire gets a rope and slings it over the branch of a tall tree, making a noose, and hangs a pot from it. he fills the pot with stew and has a humble dinner with the old knight.
the next morning, the knights in the first two kingdoms are hung over and unable to fight, while the knight in the third kingdom is old and weary, unable to get up. in place of the knights, the squires from all three kingdoms go and fight. the battle lasts long into the night, but by the time the dust settled, only one squire was left standing - the squire from the third kingdom.
and it just goes to show you that the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides
A woman that was really cocky got chopped and my dad said this gem.
"Maybe she will come back and make some humble pie."
Jesus...
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