A list of puns related to "Https Everywhere"
He takes a round bike mirror and holds it on his eye like a monocle and says:
"Look! It's a miracle!"
I'm pretty sure he carries it around with him everywhere just for this purpose.
Growing up in the country, there were silos everywhere. Every single time we would drive past one, without fail, my dad would say, "You know, a guy got stuck in one of those one time and went crazy. Yep, poor guy couldn't find a corner to go to the bathroom in."
No matter how many times we groaned at that joke, dad never missed a chance to tell it.
We're hanging out at the bar, and she accidentally drops her drink and spills it everywhere.
> Her: "I guess I've got a drinking problem" (solid Airplane reference)
Me: "Well, you clearly can't hold your liquor."
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