GF's dad's favorite joke.

He takes a round bike mirror and holds it on his eye like a monocle and says:

"Look! It's a miracle!"

I'm pretty sure he carries it around with him everywhere just for this purpose.

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📅︎ Jul 29 2013
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My dad's favorite joke

Growing up in the country, there were silos everywhere. Every single time we would drive past one, without fail, my dad would say, "You know, a guy got stuck in one of those one time and went crazy. Yep, poor guy couldn't find a corner to go to the bathroom in."

No matter how many times we groaned at that joke, dad never missed a chance to tell it.

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📅︎ Jan 26 2016
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Reverse dad-joked my date last night

We're hanging out at the bar, and she accidentally drops her drink and spills it everywhere.

> Her: "I guess I've got a drinking problem" (solid Airplane reference)
Me: "Well, you clearly can't hold your liquor."

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📅︎ May 14 2015
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The Ultimate Dad Joke Duel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MepBeEpEQcM

Classics everywhere with an absolute masterpiece at the end.

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📅︎ Mar 09 2015
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