I asked my friend to stop making Harry Potter puns and she got really mad

'Siriusly?' she said, 'what is Ron with you?'

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I usually can’t use monkey bars

But I’m getting the hang of it

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Where do coyotes go when they need some urgent money

To the lone wolf

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Great dad joke while reading Jurassic Park

"Hey," she said, more brightly. "According to this book, 'the beaches of Cabo Blanco are frequented by a variety of wildlife, including howler and white-faced monkeys, three-toed sloths, and coatimundis.' You think we'll see a three-ted sloth, Dad?"

 "I bet we do."

"Really?"

 "Just look in the mirror."

"Very funny, Dad."

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