Did you hear about the pessimistic horse whisperer?

He was a real neigh sayer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NakedWaldo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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I told my boyfriend I might be a horse whisperer.

He replied 'I don't know honey, we all whisper when we' re hoarse'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KieraMariana
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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Why did the Horse Whisperer have a reputation as a pessimist?

Because he was a famous neigh-sayer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pomegranate2012
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2018
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An old cowboy and his horse

A cowboy rides his horse up to a saloon and ties it outside. He enters the bar, sits down, and orders a whiskey.

Minutes later he hears someone ride off with his horse. He runs outside, and sure enough, his horse is gone.

He goes back in the saloon, fires his gun three times in the air, and says "At the count of ten my horse better be back here. I don't want to do what I had to do in Laredo."

A few minutes later, he sees through the door his horse being returned.

Just before he leaves the saloon, the bartender whispers to him "so what did you have to do in Laredo?"

The cowboy says "I had to walk home".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/capngloval
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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Knock Knock

-Who’s there

-quiet horse

-quiet horse who

-(in a whisper) neigh

Sorry if this has been posted before.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shump23
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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