My wife is leaving me due to my addiction to horse racing and she's taking the kids.

They're all packed and ready to go, they're at the gate now, and they're off.

EDIT: Thankyou everyone for getting me through this Friday these puns have been ridiculously on form except the one guy that tried to offer counselling advice on a joke thread 🙈

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