What does a horny frog say?
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What do you call a horny square?
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What's the difference between hungry and horny?
Where you stick the cucumber.
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︎ Feb 14 2021
What do you call a horny necrophiliac at a funeral?
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︎ Jan 20 2021
Whatβs with all the talk about horny bugs in Washington D.C.?
I keep hearing about the capital insect erection.
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I am like a modern day Zeus....
I am not strong or godlike I am just constantly horny.
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︎ Apr 14 2021
for lack of an intresting title
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What does a horny toad say?
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Why did The Joker have to sleep with his lights on?
Because he was afraid of the Dark Knight.
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My 9yr old son just told me this π€ͺ
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Heh, fungal...
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Went to a Japanese restaurant and ordered toad legs
Miso Horny, as they called it
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what do you call horny pasta?
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︎ Oct 26 2020
Art Garfunkel has been selling his hair, saying that its essence makes people horny
He calls it his afro-disiac
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What did 60 do when it got hungry?
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What do you call a horny zombie?
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︎ Sep 07 2020
Though technically, one isn't
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Why was the horny dinosaur frustrated?
Because the triceratops didn't have a tricerabottom.
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What does a singer hate when she's horny?
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Whatβs the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
Whatβs the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
A frog says ribbit-ribbit. A horny toad says rub-it rub-it.
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What do you call a huge pile of cats?
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︎ Sep 01 2020
I'm horny
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Whats a horny beeβs favourite cereal
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Why do horses love unicorns so much?
Because theyβre always horny!
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︎ Jan 01 2021
I'm bored
Alright let's go watch MS Paint dry.
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What do you call a desperately horny British person?
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What do you call a muscle-bound bee?
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︎ Sep 08 2020
Being horny on your period is basically bloodlust
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︎ Oct 11 2019
What do the horny eunuch and the lost cartographer have in common?
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︎ Apr 03 2020
Why did the unicorn go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling horny!
My daughter made this up when she was four years old. She's eight now but still tells it to everyone she meets.
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︎ Nov 09 2020
Dunno where to put this but
Unicorns are more horny then horses
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The romans were really horny
They were always trying to nail people
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︎ Aug 15 2019
What do you call getting your ex girlfriend horny in a gas station?
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︎ Mar 19 2019
Whatβs does a coat do when itβs horny?
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What do you call a horny square ?
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What did the horny frog say?
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︎ Nov 08 2020
What do you call a sad but horny tree?
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What does a horny toad say?
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How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad? A frog says, "Ribbit, ribbit" and a horny toad says, "Rub it, rub it.β
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How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
A frog says, "Ribbit, ribbit" and a horny toad says, "Rub it, rub it.β
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What does a frog say when it gets horny?
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A toad says ribbit ribbit, a horny toad says rub it rub it
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How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad?
A frog says, "ribbit, ribbit, ribbit."
A horny toad says, "rubbit, rubbit, rubbit."
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