What does a horny frog say?

Rub it

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What do you call a horny square?

An erectangle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kono_Dio_Sama
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What's the difference between hungry and horny?

Where you stick the cucumber.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snailhighway
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What do you call a horny necrophiliac at a funeral?

β€œMourning Wood”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/massive_diarrhea
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What’s with all the talk about horny bugs in Washington D.C.?

I keep hearing about the capital insect erection.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ukimeouch
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I am like a modern day Zeus....

I am not strong or godlike I am just constantly horny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sgplaysmc
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for lack of an intresting title
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Banoooooooo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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What does a horny toad say?

Rubbit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rabid_Badger_83
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Why did The Joker have to sleep with his lights on?

Because he was afraid of the Dark Knight.

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My 9yr old son just told me this πŸ€ͺ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pagameba
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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Heh, fungal...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Made-Of-Magic
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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Went to a Japanese restaurant and ordered toad legs

Miso Horny, as they called it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShadeTreeMechanix
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09
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what do you call horny pasta?

...

fetty wap

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1nsomni
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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Art Garfunkel has been selling his hair, saying that its essence makes people horny

He calls it his afro-disiac

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BMACS001
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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What did 60 do when it got hungry?

68

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LNDOFNZ
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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What do you call a horny zombie?

Wankenstein.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clukurduk
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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Though technically, one isn't
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ebtcrew
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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Why was the horny dinosaur frustrated?

Because the triceratops didn't have a tricerabottom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alexleavitt
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What does a singer hate when she's horny?

A melody.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sumo-911
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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What’s the difference between a frog and a horny toad?

What’s the difference between a frog and a horny toad? A frog says ribbit-ribbit. A horny toad says rub-it rub-it.

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What do you call a huge pile of cats?

A meowtain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shininglice
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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I'm horny
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HackGamez
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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Whats a horny bee’s favourite cereal

Honey nut cheerios

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raztafarium
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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Why do horses love unicorns so much?

Because they’re always horny!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tjmaxal
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01
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I'm bored

Alright let's go watch MS Paint dry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/megazonex
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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What do you call a desperately horny British person?

Thirstea.

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What do you call a muscle-bound bee?

Beefy

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Being horny on your period is basically bloodlust
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hasitsung
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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What do the horny eunuch and the lost cartographer have in common?

They lack D-erection

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fecalfettucine
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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Why did the unicorn go to the doctor?

Because it was feeling horny!

My daughter made this up when she was four years old. She's eight now but still tells it to everyone she meets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheFutonEng
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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Dunno where to put this but

Unicorns are more horny then horses

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The romans were really horny

They were always trying to nail people

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DanNermantheMan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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What do you call getting your ex girlfriend horny in a gas station?

Exxon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shredhead15
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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What’s does a coat do when it’s horny?

Jacket

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JiggleyWafflez
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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What do you call a horny square ?

An erectangle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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What did the horny frog say?

Rubbit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thicklog7
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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What do you call a sad but horny tree?

Mourning Wood

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moomoocowninja
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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What does a horny toad say?

Rubbit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Harrismac157
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad? A frog says, "Ribbit, ribbit" and a horny toad says, "Rub it, rub it.”
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How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad?

A frog says, "Ribbit, ribbit" and a horny toad says, "Rub it, rub it.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saforester
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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What does a frog say when it gets horny?

Rubbit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-willy-nilly-
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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A toad says ribbit ribbit, a horny toad says rub it rub it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/harley11111
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How do you tell the difference between a frog and a horny toad?

A frog says, "ribbit, ribbit, ribbit." A horny toad says, "rubbit, rubbit, rubbit."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SyllabaryBisque
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