A list of puns related to "Home Renovation"
It’s a fun little game we like to play
Out at poker with the guys- friend who just purchased his first house shows up. We ask if he's moved in yet, but he's still renovating.
"There's just a bunch of studs in the kitchen right now"
"Oh, well why didn't you invite them too?"
Lets say you buy a mobile home and you renovate it to have more things in it and be a bit more up to date. You even add a phone system in case you lose your phone. Does that make it a Mobile Phone?
My mom and her boyfriend recently bought an old funeral home and are renovating it to turn it into a house. While out to dinner with some extended family, my mom's boyfriend's 2nd cousin says, "so I heard you live in a funeral home.. that's interesting" to which his aunt replies, "yeah, we've all been DYING to come visit."
Classic.
During some home renovation my friend was using a vacuum and after he shut it off, he turned to me and said with a concerned voice "this thing sucks" and slowly cracked a smile.
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