Holy War Puns

A list of puns related to "Holy War"

What do you call it when a cowboy declares holy war?

Yihad!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rodlenzen2
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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It’s kind of sad that Christianity, Judaism, and Islam have been fighting each other for centuries.

Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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What Sith Lord immobilizes his victims instead of killing them?

Darth Ritis.

Edit: The Sith Lord of politeness, Darth anksalot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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