ME: *coughing* I'm sorry my voice is a little hoarse.

CHESS PLAYER: did.. did you just swallow my knight?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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Met this intimidating fellow last week, asked if he needed anything, he replied with a hoarse voice..

"neiggggghhh"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrImpartial
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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My daughter told me in a hoarse voice "Dad, I lost my voice."

I told her "Well why don't you just find it?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeterPanpai
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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A Shetland pony walks into a bar...

He's coughing and spluttering. With a strained voice, he asks the bartender for a glass of water, and thirstily guzzles down the entire glass in one go.

"You must have really needed that!" said the bartender, "Do you feel any better?"

"Well, I'm still a little hoarse..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rohaq
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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Dadjoked My Kid's Doctor This Morning.

Today was my youngest son's 18 month checkup and when the doctor came in the first thing he said was "please excuse my voice, I'm a little hoarse". Without hesitation I said "you don't look like one".

He just looked at me for a second and then laughed. My wife hid her face in her hands. Mission accomplished. If only my son were old enough to know what happened.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smixton
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2015
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I knew this was coming as soon as I asked

I had a sore throat and an interview the next day, so I was concerned. I was at my parents' house for dinner, so I asked for advice.

Me: what do I do if I wake up tomorrow and my voice is hoarse?

Dad: Just go "neigh"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kinetic-passion
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2014
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Dadjoked my tutor pretty good

I've been sick for a while and at this time my voice went very croaky.

Him: Are you sure you're okay? Your voice sounds a pretty hoarse.

Me: Neigh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/take-a-step-back
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2014
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