Herpetarium sweatshirt I made reddit.com/gallery/p6x6yn
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Hi, my youtube channel isnt about reptiles or amphibians but I am a keeper of. How can I make these videos better? I am starting another channel for reptiles and amphibians to be rescued and also for education. It will be Herpetarium reptiles and amphibians. youtu.be/j7NsZgSID24
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2021
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[WIP] Shared the zoo entrance a while back, and finally around to adding my indoor/outdoor Herpetarium. reddit.com/gallery/i4cp73
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At my school’s herpetarium, we have a fat turtle. Her name is Polly
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What To Do In Monteverde, Costa Rica- Herpetarium and El Trapiche Tour youtube.com/watch?v=vjwXh…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Darkexistance
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I want to show you this little guy we have in the collection. ID : Atheris squamigera, in "Vida Verde Herpetarium"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ManiacalAlligator
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We just got home and found this little guy hanging out on our front porch. I called the herpetarium at our local zoo and now waiting for a call back. Just want to keep the little guy safe as we live in a busy suburban neighborhood.
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I want to show you this little guy we have in the collection. ID : Atheris squamigera, in "Vida Verde Herpetarium"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ManiacalAlligator
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Toronto Bird #6: Dark-Eyed Junco, Morningside Ravine. Name: Fernando. Recently laid off from seasonal job cleaning caiman teeth at local herpetarium. Afraid to tell wife and kids, so he just hangs out at the library all day, picking last fall's crud out of the eavestroughs. imgur.com/t17qmw5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mycroft2000
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Just got home and found this guy on the front porch. I've never seen any turtles around here, and he's huge. Waiting on a call back from the Cameron Park Herpetarium for pointers on if they want it or who to call. I'm afraid if it leaves it'll get ran over or a kid will mess with it.
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Herpin' at the Herpetarium imgur.com/7LkaM
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pigmunk
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2011
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Entry door handles to Fort Worth's herpetarium
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I went to the St. Louis Zoo a while ago and took some pictures of the Herpetarium there. imgur.com/a/pLU8X
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnoopDogTheDank
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Worked in a Herpetarium for 4 years...baby King Cobras are just gorgeous imgur.com/h82rQ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/polkadotkat
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Recent visit to the STL Zoo's Herpetarium. m.imgur.com/a/5KdhA
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tee_Eye_O
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2017
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derpin' around the herpetarium imgur.com/a/gRrtk
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ktRN24
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2011
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Bird #6: Dark-Eyed Junco, Morningside Ravine. Name: Fernando. Recently laid off from seasonal job cleaning caiman teeth at local herpetarium. Afraid to tell wife and kids, so he just hangs out at the library all day, picking last fall's crud out of the eavestroughs. imgur.com/StKP9TE
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mycroft2000
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2015
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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anywhereiroa
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2022
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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leckzsluthor
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2022
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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frexyincdude
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2022
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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies πŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vegetable-Acadia
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2022
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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PsychedeIic_Sheep
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2022
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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toby-the-Cactus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2022
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Geddit? No? Only me?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shampy311
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2021
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Paulie_Felice
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2022
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E or ß?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amazekam
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2022
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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing, he was gladiator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rj104
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2022
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Pun intended.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sharmaji1301
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2022
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No spoilers
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Onfour
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2022
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Covid problems
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theincrediblebou
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2022
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lance986
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2021
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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/demotrek
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2022
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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/designjeevan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2022
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Spi__
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fast_Echidna_8520
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2022
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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djcarves
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2021
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The Ancient Romans II
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mordrathe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2021
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I'd like to dedicate this joke to my wisdom teeth.

[Removed]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThoughtPumP
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2022
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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sk2ec
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2022
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Where do you find a cow with no legs?

Where ever you left it πŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ€­

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kitkatty0309
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2022
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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Majorpain2006
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2022
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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTreelo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2022
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School Was Clothed
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kennydoe
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2022
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Naan-negotiable
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sjmaeff
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2022
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Remember that joke I told you about the chiropractor?

It was about a weak back.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tanglwyst
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Letting loose with these puns
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