TIL that Cards Against Humanity joked that they could buy an island with the money they donate to charity, so they bought an island in Maine to preserve wildlife. They named it β€˜Hawaii 2’ because β€œit’s on the Maine land.” connecticut.cbslocal.com/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Big_Spicy_Tuna69
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2018
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I ordered a Hawaiian Pizza today, and it was burnt.

It should have been cooked at aloha temperature.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Inside-Round7476
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2022
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Got my wife while buying groceries in Maui...

I have been holding onto this one for quite some time and got to use it today, while on vacation. When selecting eggs, which were about $9.80, I said "Wow, would you say these are...EGGspensive?"

She responded with a big eye roll. I was super happy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fernaceman
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2016
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Got my girlfriend and grandma today

Me: Grandma I like that dress did you get it from the Philippines?

GF: No look at the flower print it's from Hawaii

Me: Ah, I didn't know that belonged to a...Spacific Island

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gooblelives
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2014
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Talking to my dad about ALOHA-NET

I'm currently taking a course in computer communication, and explained some of the history of the internet and networking in general with my parents.

When I got to the part about wireless connections, I mentioned that the first wireless data network was the ALOHA-NET, which was developed on the Hawaii islands.

Dad was quiet for a few seconds, and then said with a smile:

"Is that why it's called HawaiiFi?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MeisterKarl
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2013
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