Hawai'i Puns

A list of puns related to "Hawai'i"

Feel blessed to live in Hawai'i but apparently, I'm just not a funny guy. Every time I tell a joke, all I get is...

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ Apr 15 2021
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While doing a crossword, the cyclops asked his wife,"How do you spell Hawai'i?"

She replied, "You need two i’s."

Cyclops growled, "My life is just a big joke to you, isn’t it?"

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Jun 28 2020
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Got my wife while buying groceries in Maui...

I have been holding onto this one for quite some time and got to use it today, while on vacation. When selecting eggs, which were about $9.80, I said "Wow, would you say these are...EGGspensive?"

She responded with a big eye roll. I was super happy.

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👤︎ u/Fernaceman
📅︎ May 17 2016
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What US state won't ever have to wear Depends^TM when it gets old?

Hawai'i - because it's not incontinent /original?

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👤︎ u/AbelianCommuter
📅︎ Aug 30 2017
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