Have Heart Puns

Sounds easy, but the process is painstaking .

And a lifetime ban from the zoo

And a life time ban from the Central Park Zoo

During a game of cherades

Too much bacon.

"Why?"
"Because it is an inside joke."

Not to mention a lifetime ban from at least three zoos.

So in a few days I'm supposed to get an ultrasound on my heart and I want to lighten up the mood a little by making a few puns about the situation. Can you all help me with some real clever ones? Anything about shortness of breath and heart problems would be amazing :)

Mr. Heart: I wasn't even moving! Officer: Exactly! You're under cardiac arrest.

But then he had a change of heart.

Thank you, George Carlin

And a lifetime ban from the zoo

And a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo.

And a lifetime ban from London Zoo.

And a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo.

also a lifetime ban from the zoo.

And a lifetime ban from the zoo.

And a lifetime ban from the NYC zoo..

is during a game of charades

And a lifetime ban from the San Diego Zoo