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They go to the a(mews)ment park

Because they don't have any body to go with.

Because without strings attached they just can't play!

Axolittles.

There wasn't much-room

Finally, his teasing became so bad that I got left down and right.

He's really been boolean them.

'Its for security'

'haha, yes, I know that. But what's the password?'.

'No, it's 'forsecurity'. All one word, lower case.'.

I've had six or seven victims so far, and it's still just as funny as the first time. The only blip was when the wife didn't even blink, and just entered it first time. She knows me too well.

So I was pouring a cup of coffee when the lip of the cup caught on the spout of the coffee pot causing some hot coffee to splash on my hand, instinctively I yanked my hand away like a scalded cat.

Customer: "oh my God, are you ok?!”

Me: "Yeah, it's fine. It's only a..Light Roast."

A whale of a time.

I said "loads."

Me: That's because I'm not a doctor.

I chuckled. She didn't.

So my dad picked up my brother's Playstation 4 from BestBuy and called me.

Dad: "Yea, we picked up the Playstation today and now I can't get your mother off the thing."

That didn't sound like my mom. She barely knows how to use her iPad, so I said "huh?"

He replies, "She's sitting on it."

... facepalm.

Because they don't have any body to go with.

Source: Borrowed from r/UncleJokes

Cuz there wasn't much room.