I just joined a group of wealthy bell haters

I can’t believe I’m finally part of the nobellity!

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Do Your Wurst. Food Pun Haters, The Yolk's On You (I hope this is allowed) npr.org/sections/thesalt/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KermitMadMan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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HATERS BEWARE
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πŸ‘€︎ u/metadatab
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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My friend on IG reach the 1 million milestone and he asked me β€œHow do my haters like me now?”

By double tapping...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/z233444
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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Gotta protect against all those wool shoe haters out there
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SomeGreenThumb
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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Haters will say it's Photoshop
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πŸ‘€︎ u/planetary_facts
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2018
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What does SilentΓ³ call his haters?

His naenaesayers

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Haters gonna hate. imgur.com/PhXyrsA
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mattmccordmattm
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2013
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What did Van Gogh say to the haters?

I can't hear you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superbuttblast
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2015
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What do you call someone who insults the college you went to?

An alma hater

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mooistejongen
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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saw this the other day... laughed my ass off
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πŸ‘€︎ u/eeeiue
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2018
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30 Skeleton puns. Can you handle the skull rattling mayhem?

The Duke of Dance: If i don't stop soon, you're really gonna have a bone to pick with me.

The Duke of Dance: I need to stop being such a numbskull.

The Duke of Dance: help.

Sans: I gotta write these down.

The Duke of Dance: I don't have enough backbone to deal with my own shit

The Duke of Dance: but that's tibea expected.

Sans: I find this humerus.

The Duke of Dance: damn

The Duke of Dance: stole my next one.

The Duke of Dance: I'm not fibulaing you when i say, i'm running out of material. I'm really trying to think of more puns here, but i'm patellaing you, i'm out.

Sans: I don't even know this many bone names.

The Duke of Dance: My cranium is empty. i'm running bone-dry here.

The Duke of Dance: But you'r quite sternum in your wanting of these puns.

The Duke of Dance: don't worry, i'll stop temporalily. Not really tho.

The Duke of Dance: I'm taking these puns to the maxilla.

Sans: Can you make a pelvis pun?

The Duke of Dance: Not really. I can't think of any. So no hip hip hooray here.

Sans: That was alright.

The Duke of Dance: Are you having a femury time?

The Duke of Dance: I find myself sacruming to the need to make puns.

The Duke of Dance: helpican'tstop

Sans: I'm having a pun time.

The Duke of Dance: I'm gonna turbinate my puns, cuz i'm on my last leg-bones here.

The Duke of Dance: i'm getting desperate, you can tell.

The Duke of Dance: I didn't name a specific bone.

The Duke of Dance: Which is almost completely mandableitory.

The Duke of Dance: I have made more puns tonight than i have in a LONG time.

The Duke of Dance: Throw me a bone here, have i made enough skeleton puns?

Sans: There will never be enough skeleton puns. Mind makin' a list for me?

The Duke of Dance: Do

The Duke of Dance: Do you want me to write everything i just said down for you?

The Duke of Dance: I'm quivering at the thought of coming up with more skeleton puns.

Sans: I don't see any arrows.

Sans: Don't be a lazy bones, come up with more.

The Duke of Dance: I'll see you later, my vertebrah.

Sans: Have you any backbone?

The Duke of Dance: I already made that one.

The Duke of Dance: :3

Sans: SCREW IT, I'M MAKING ANOTHER

The Duke of Dance: Not so easy coming up with fresh material, is it?

The Duke of Dance: Also, "quiver" is another name for one of your joints.

The Duke of Dance: I'm just really looking at medical sites for this shit.

Sans: CURSE YOU GOOGLE.

The Duke of Dance: it's tibea expected. <Favorite skeleton pun, using it again

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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What do you do when your kid is treated badly in school?

You dad on them haters.

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