Harry And The Potters Puns

A list of puns related to "Harry And The Potters"

My wife and I are staying at a hotel. The street in front of the main entrance is called Griffin Drive. I told my wife that I was going to call the main entrance the "Harry Potter Entrance." She asked me why and I said...

Because it's the Griffin Door.

She didn't get it. And didn't think it was funny when I explained it. I thought it might be better received here.

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👤︎ u/LemonAdeAid
📅︎ Aug 11 2021
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Watch Harry Potter and his friends, Hermione and Ronald, visit the aquarium in this year's latest hit:

Harry Potter and the Chamber Of Sea Crits

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👤︎ u/DiscoPotato69
📅︎ Sep 24 2021
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Why can’t Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best mate?

They are both cauldron.

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👤︎ u/Kabukimansanjoe
📅︎ Nov 01 2020
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I taught my kid to speed read today. He read Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone in 3 hours!

I know its only 6 words.. but its a start!

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👤︎ u/joshua_you-ng
📅︎ Sep 22 2020
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I taught my kid speed reading and I’m proud to say that he managed to finish “Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone” in an hour and a half.

I know it’s only six words, but it’s a start.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Sep 29 2018
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I liked the Harry Potter books and films but...

The character Nearly Headless Nick was a bit poorly executed.

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👤︎ u/queenettt
📅︎ Jul 17 2019
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I liked the Harry Potter books and movies but... /r/harrypotter/comments/h…
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👤︎ u/chidthekid24
📅︎ Jul 29 2020
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The writer of Harry Potter tripped and fell...

She was J.K. Rowling on the Floor

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👤︎ u/KingInTheNorthDave
📅︎ Jan 12 2019
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If one was bad and ten was good how would you rate the Harry Potter franchise?

I would rate it 9 and 3 quarters.

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👤︎ u/space0watch
📅︎ Feb 05 2019
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Last night, me and my friend watched all the Harry Potter movies back to back

Luckily I was the one facing the TV

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👤︎ u/Aurikidink
📅︎ May 24 2019
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Harry Potter can't tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best mate. reddit.com/r/dadjokes/com…
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👤︎ u/Gear_change
📅︎ Nov 16 2018
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Harry Potter can't tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best mate.

They're both cauldron.

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👤︎ u/H_G_Bells
📅︎ Nov 16 2018
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Harry Potter can't tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best mate.

They're both cauldron.

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👤︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
📅︎ Nov 25 2019
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Harry Potter can't tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best mate.

They're both cauldron.

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👤︎ u/DoomRulz
📅︎ Nov 17 2020
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Why can't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend?

They're both cauldron.

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👤︎ u/ramsaysbitch
📅︎ Dec 19 2016
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Why couldn't Harry Potter tell the difference between his cookpot and his best friend?

They are both cauldron.

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👤︎ u/death-to-turtles
📅︎ Jun 23 2020
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I liked the Harry Potter books and movies, but...

I feel like the character of Nearly Headless Nick was a bit poorly executed.

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👤︎ u/glyph-bellchime
📅︎ May 25 2018
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Harry Potter can't tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend...

They're both cauldron.

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👤︎ u/semihemidemisemi
📅︎ May 19 2019
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Harry Potter can’t tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend.

They’re both cauldron.

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👤︎ u/Wishyouamerry
📅︎ Nov 25 2019
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Harry Potter can't tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend.

They're both cauldron.

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👤︎ u/thatsharsh
📅︎ Jul 16 2015
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I am teaching my kid speed reading and I’m proud to say that he managed to finish “Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone” in an hour and a half.

I know it’s only six words, but it’s a start.

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👤︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
📅︎ Nov 26 2019
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