They had a little toot-in-common.
It was a dishtopian future.
Teacher : Juan, create a sentence using the word "harmony"
Me: i tell my girlfriend that my money is harmony. We share everything together.
Mom: Milk day?.... O honey you mean Martin Luther King Day! He was a famous civil rights leader.
Kid: O yea I know him! He said βI have a dreamβ
Dad: yes, βI have a dream that one day milk and chocolate milk will live in harmony.β
Actual conversation last night
A phone company that a family member works for asked their employees to come up with a pun. She's having trouble, so I told her I'd post here for some help.
She needs a pun relating to something like phone, 4g, call, or anything like that.
Example: Phone thugs-n-harmony
Show me what you got r/puns!
Self Harmony.
Dad: "My friend is doing a phd in violin studies." Me: "Oh a violin doctor? Yeah he'll get some good connections and be able to pull a few strings." Dad: "Yeah but only if he is a well-tuned doctor, and is able to work in harmony with others." Dad: "Only then will his treatment be sweet music to the ears."
Vodkaβ¦Vodkaβ¦Vodkaβ¦Vodka Long ago, the 4 dictatorships lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Mao Nation Attacked. Only the Stalin, master of the four elements, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished (to his underground bunker filled with bottles of vodka). A hundred years past and my fellow AP Euro students discovered the new Leader, a vodka master named Stalin. And although his vodka is great, he still has a lot to chug before heβs ready to out drink anyone. But I believe Stalin can drink it all.
