Hardboiled Puns

A list of puns related to "Hardboiled"

A hardboiled egg and a piece of bacon walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says,

"Sorry we don't serve breakfast here"

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👤︎ u/IsaacB1
📅︎ Jul 26 2019
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My dad, who can not cook to save his life, after failing to boil eggs:

To my mom: hey honey, are these hardboiled eggs? There more like hard-to-boil eggs. Hahaha

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👤︎ u/Meddream99
📅︎ Jan 26 2021
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Dad Joked at Breakfast

I was eating breakfast with my dad (one of them), peeling a hardboiled egg. The shell was sticking and I was getting quite frustrated. Me: This thing is pissing me off! Dad: Is it egging you on? Me: <slow claps>

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👤︎ u/twodads69
📅︎ Apr 01 2014
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