Today I learnt that humans eat more bananas than monkeys

I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey

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Did you hear that the Columbus Zoo got a new lion?

His name is Roary.

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What do you call a video game gorilla who shrinks by 50% each day?

Exponential DK

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