Why did the Turkey want to join a band?

Because it had drumsticks. B'boom tsh!

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👤︎ u/Cruffmusic
📅︎ Jan 06 2021
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A sheep, drum, and snake fall off a cliff

Ba dum tsh

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📅︎ May 05 2019
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Dad-joked my friend while playing cards

My friend and I were playing Magic The Gathering (Card game), and we were talking about our previous games at a tournament that just happened couple days prior. He told me he lost a game due to a little mistake.

His exact words were "Man, I was so stupid. I mis-read it" I replied with "Well, if you mis-read it, theres a computer behind you." My friend then groaned... looked at me, and shook his head, while i laughed at my own joke.

ba dum, tsh!

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👤︎ u/Lazer_69
📅︎ Mar 22 2015
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