A list of puns related to "Handicaps"
I'm lack-toes intolerant.
The women at the DMV said I didn't qualify. I gave her my best insult, a real sick burn. She approved me for the plate immediately.
She recognized my serious Diss Ability.
A Diss-ability!
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Park-in-sin’s.
Virgin Mobile
An Iron deficiency
He told me I'm "lack toes intolerant"
They're good at stand-up
Please keep it lighthearted.
Sorry, Too soon?
Kids sneak out. Get high on dust together. Beat up handicapped man, and steal his boat.
It must have cost an arm and a leg.
Move it too far forward and it becomes a birdie tee.
Too far back and it becomes a bogey tee
Get it just right?
Now that's a party.
"Eiffel"
A ReptileDysfunction
Turns out it is a handicap :D
A leotard.
he got toad
Meals on wheels.
We stopped at a dollar store to pick up a few items, and I parked in front of the store next to a handicap stall. I noticed the handicap stall was the same width as a regular parking stall, to which I remarked, "That's not really a convenient parking stall as there's no space for the handicap person to maneuver." My wife replied, "Ya, that's not very handy!"
Visual reference http://i.imgur.com/hM8a1kP.jpg
In their 80s with a slight handicap
Because everyone has a handicap
Whenever we're trying to find a space in a crowded parking lot, he'll exclaim, "I'd give my left leg for one of those handicap stickers!"
I had to sit out for practice because coach said I was a handicap ;)
Because then they'd be wearing a handicap! (handy cap)
I came out under par, wondered aloud what my handicap is.
Pops: "Usually it's your sense of humor!"
She's still not speaking to me after this one.
My girlfriend got hit in the head at work today and had been dizzy and nauseous for several hours afterward. We went to the hospital, and they recommended that she use a wheelchair due to her dizziness.
We were waiting in the hospital to find out the scan result and she jokingly threatened to fight me over something I said. I told her it wouldn't be a fair fight, because she would have the advantage. I told her she had an unfair handicap.
Whenever we drove down a road that had a "SLOW KIDS" sign my dad would feign outrage and say "The city has no business making fun of the mentally handicapped!" or something to that effect.
I'm lack-toes intolerant.
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