Why does Hamas hate slush ice?

It's a two state solution.

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Where do sheep go on vacation?

The baaaaaaaaa-hamas

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Why did the Israelis send falafel into Gaza?

Because it goes well with Hamas.

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Palestinian/Israeli dadjoke

Brother: Actually John Kerry doesn't talk to Hamas either. He uses Turkey to talk to Hamas.

Me: Well, they do more gobbling than talking.

Groans were had. (Except for my brother's friend who was tickled pink and gave me a high five!!)

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