Hallah Puns

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Give prayer for it to come on PBE

I know this game has surprising moments of cuteness around every corner, but the snofleurs playfully chasing the hallahs around in the field right outside the Riverwatch Camp in the Exalted Plains, that's gotta be the most adorable thing yet! And then the hallahs turn around and chase them back, and the snofleurs back up in reverse and do that cute play-bowing that dogs do, and I can't even handle it! Such a sweet reprise from killing stuff.

(Edit: You monsters!)

Does anyone else like it? It's delicious. Just wondering.

THE HAND OF THE WATCHER

 

Part1: Looking for an arrangement -https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/4805hm/looking_for_an_arrangement/
Part 2: The Ancient Practitioners -https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/48cz5q/the_ancient_practitioners/
Part 3: Master Yega -https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/48jb6f/master_yega/
Paart 4 : The Misty Void - https://www.reddit.com/r/libraryofshadows/comments/49i31p/into_the_misty_void/

 

Part Five - The Torture Pitts of Hallah

 

 

Written in fiery letters, upon an arched rock wall, I read the words; 'Welcome to the districts of Hallah of the Iznok. Ragnuk's code of law shall apply to all who enter.'

 

I stepped cautiously further down the igneous steps. As the decorated, stone archway fell behind me, a vast cavernous open space became visible beneath.

 

The incredible arabesque cities I now looked upon were beyond fathoming. As far as the eye could see, twisting rock stairways and bridges ran like latticed-webs over oceans of flame. At every kilometred interval --beautiful looking town centres captured the eye; colourful medieval castles--giant orange domed mosques--tall citadels and gothic fortresses. All balanced on enormous plateaus of rock.

 

The beautiful structures and buildings of the scattered cities seemed to make a mockery of the terrible scenes surrounding them. There were circles of lowered rock platforms upon which, even from a distance were visible--the host of tortured bodies. Human beings, of pale flesh, who were attached to torturous mechanisms --all around the outskirts of the towns. Even amidst the lava and flames --tonnes of naked bodies were dumped in piles like holocaust victims, many legions of fleshy corpses were now merely sticky, black mountain ranges of the dead, engulfed in flames.

 

Hit by a sudden panic, I thought again about sheathing my sword and becoming invisible. But I feared to do even that, still not knowing the meaning of the strange out of body feeling I had gotten during my previous disappearances, or the relationship of the magic to that magnetic nausea toward my missing decapitated hand.

 

Suddenly, as I descended the staircase further, I realised the strange fact (for the first time since being outside of my known reality)--That I still had my mobile phone in my pocket, and my wallet and keys. A feeling, not merely slightly surreal came over me --as normalit

This was translated by u/RamblinRambo3 without google translate to make it as close to the original as possible. Took hell of a time for him to do, so I hope you enjoy it.

>Three people who had been insulted by the disrespect of the prophet Muhammed attacked a French newspaper and killed 12 people by shooting them with an automatic rifle on the 7th of January. Among the killed was the editor in chief, two police officers and cartoonists. One of the perpetrators surrendered to the police and while writing I'm writing this two are on the run and being hunted by the authorities.

>As usual when islamists shoot, blow up or attacks innocent people the most interesting thing is to follow the reactions of media, politicians and the average citizens. What is characteristic to these reactions is “closing ones eyes” on the phenomenon. All incidents are unique and random and not connected to each other. This despite the fact that the perpetrators themselves proclaim the unifying factor to be jihad by shouting out allahu akbar. These acts are especially never admitted to be related to islam but are rather a result of exclusion, racism and mental illness. This while the perpetrators never themselves proclaim that they’re avenging racism nor exclusion. Instead they declare that they are defending the honour of prophet Muhammad.

>It is of course obvious that a person who shoots, blows up or attacks innocent people doesn’t seem mentally stable. But trying to explain all the violence committed in the name of islam through individual mental instability is like trying to explain Nazi-Germany and the Holocaust by claiming individual mental instability among every individual German. We can all agree on that gassing innocent women, men and children in a concentration camp doesn’t sound mentally stable.

>The great majority of the people making the holocaust possible were completely normal Germans. Their actions were completely logical and normal with respect to the prevailing ideology of national-socialism, and nationalism. In the exact same way the actions of throat cutting isamists is completely normal and logical with respect to their ideology.

>It is also interesting to observe and compare the reaction and the discussion with the 2011 massacre in Norway. Then it was completely acceptable to ride on the corpses of the dead to milk political gains. It was also acceptable to use Breivik as a representative for

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

He lost May