How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of crime?
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︎ Oct 15 2020
Police officer, "So where did the hacker go?"
Me, "I have no idea. He just ransomwere."
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︎ Feb 22 2021
Why did the hacker send viruses by email?
He wanted to give people a positive Outlook.
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︎ Mar 02 2021
If a gardener has green fingers what does a hacker have?
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︎ Feb 07 2021
Found out my friend is a hacker
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︎ Feb 11 2021
What does a hacker say during sex?
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︎ Nov 10 2020
Where did the hacker go?
I don't know, he ransomware
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︎ Mar 28 2020
Officer: how did the hacker escape?
Me: I dunno, he ransomware
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︎ Dec 09 2020
βOfficer, how did the hackers get away?β
βNo idea. They must have ransomware.β
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︎ Aug 19 2020
Where are dead computer hackers buried?
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︎ Jun 21 2020
Did you hear about the baseball player that is also a hacker?
They've been hitting everyone with their.bat
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︎ Sep 04 2020
In an attempt to deter computer hackers I've changed all my passwords to 'Brazil Nut'
That will be a hard one to crack.
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︎ Jun 18 2020
What can a 2d animator and a hacker from an early 2000βs movie agree on
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︎ Aug 13 2020
Uh oh-Where did the hacker go?
I donβt know, he ransomware
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︎ Feb 21 2020
I joined a support group for former computer hackers.
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︎ Feb 26 2020
An officer asked me βWhere did the hacker go?β
I replied, βhe ransomware.β
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︎ Nov 10 2019
Whatβs a hackers favorite sport?
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︎ Mar 22 2020
The cop asked the witness "Where did the hackers go?"
The witness replied "I don't know, they just ransomware."
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︎ Sep 14 2019
A team of Jewish hackers stole my information and posted it online
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︎ Feb 06 2020
What do British hackers eat
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︎ Nov 03 2019
You know those silly hacker movies where they're hacking so hard they type on two keyboards at once?
Such blatant stereo-typing
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︎ Nov 27 2016
There was a massive cyber attack recently, the government is still looking for the hacker
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︎ Mar 19 2019
My friend made the worst (best) computer pun while talking about how ridiculous 'hacker' images are.
imgur.com/z7Cl1rx
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︎ Nov 25 2015
The cops questioned me about the dangerous hacker on the loose.
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︎ Mar 23 2019
Lumberjacks were the original hackers
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︎ Oct 02 2018
How did the hacker escape the scene of the crime?
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︎ Mar 19 2019
You know what the hackers did when the police showed up?
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︎ Jan 01 2019
What do you call a male hackerβs clothes
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︎ Jan 16 2019
I asked the officer how the hackers escaped.
He said, "No idea, they just ransomware."
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︎ Jan 22 2019
I saw the sign on the door of an internet hacker.
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︎ Aug 10 2014
Where did the hacker go?
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︎ Nov 02 2020
How did the computer hackers get away from the scene of the crime?
I think they just ransomware.
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︎ Nov 08 2020
"Officer, how did the hacker you were following, escape ?"
"Don't know he just ransomware"
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︎ Jul 11 2020
How did the computer hackers escape?
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︎ Jul 31 2020
βHey officer, how did the hackers escape?β
βNo idea, they just ransomware.β
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︎ Oct 06 2018
"Hey officer, how did the hackers escape?"
"No idea, they just ransomware."
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︎ Oct 06 2019
''Hey officer, how did the hackers escape?''
No idea, they just ransomware.
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︎ Oct 07 2019
βOfficer, How did the hackers escape?β
βNo idea. They must have ransomware.β
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︎ Jun 25 2019
Office how did the hacker escape
Dunno, he just ransomware
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︎ Mar 04 2019
"Officer, how did the hacker escape?"
"Dunno, he just ransomware"
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︎ Mar 04 2019
Officer, how did the hackers escape?
I dunno, they ransomware.
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︎ Mar 03 2019
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