A mushroom walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We don't serve your kind here!"

The mushroom replies, "Why not?! I'm a fun guy!" He then goes on to say "The name's Gus, and all my friends call me Fun Gus"

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👤︎ u/WolvieBS
📅︎ Dec 18 2020
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I used to know a mushroom named Gus who was a blast to hang out with. That changed the day his girlfriend left him.

She said she preferred 2 fun-guy over one fun-Gus.

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📅︎ Oct 26 2020
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What did Mommy Spore & Daddy Spore name their first Baby Boy??

FunGus

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👤︎ u/bad11ama
📅︎ Jun 03 2020
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Two leprechauns are in the forest eating mushrooms and one asks the other

Having fun,Gus?

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👤︎ u/brentafett
📅︎ May 22 2018
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My friend Gus asked where his kid was. She was with all the other kids kicking mushrooms.

I said, "Among the fun, Gus."

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👤︎ u/PostAbouts
📅︎ Jan 01 2019
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[Help] Looking for some good clean name puns!

I have a few examples of what I'm looking for. I like them, but I'm sure the power of Reddit can come up with some that are even better!

  • William (Bill) Ding

  • James (Jim) Nastics

  • Bart Ender

  • Ted Manwalkin

  • Gustavo (Gus) Undheit

As you can see, they don't even have to be straight up puns when said normally, but their common nicknames lend themselves into it. Anyone have any more good ones? Bad ones are appreciated too, lets all have a laugh!

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📅︎ Aug 23 2016
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Which vegetable is the life of the party?

Gus, but he's best known as, the fun-gus.

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📅︎ Jan 01 2019
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What do you call a happy mushroom?

Fun-Gus

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📅︎ Dec 10 2017
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A Grasshopper goes into a bar

He orders a beer. The bartender says "hey, we have a drink named after you!"

The grasshopper says "you have a drink named Gus?"

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👤︎ u/SyrupySex
📅︎ Jun 09 2018
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Thanks to the following individuals for helping persuade me to become vegan ... (xpost /r/vegetarian)

Thanks to the following individuals for helping persuade me to become vegan:

Ron Acerous, Sal Amander, Herb Avore, Chic Adee, Al Bacore, Paul R Baer, Al Batros, Wally Bee, Lady Bugg, Jay Byrd, Ann Chovie, Anna Condra, Barry Cuda, Terry Dactyl, Ray N Deer, Flo N Der , Erma Dillo, Ann Enome, Terry Err, Liz Erd, Ann Fibian, Dale Finn, Redd Fox, Buddy Fly, Ken Garoo, Allie Gator, Billy Goat, Pan Guin, Ann Gus, Hal Ibut, Bob Katz, Tom Katz, Anne Kelosaurous, Don Key, Ann T. Lope, Moe Lusk, C. Lyon, Chip Monk, Flo Mingo, Sal Mon, Anna Mull, Barr Nicole, Kay Nine, Kyle Otee, Al Paca, Lia Pard, Millie Pede, Ellie Phant, Arthur Podd, Jack Rabbit, Gerry Raffe, Ty Ranaceourous, Mack Rell, Wally Rus, Jack Russel, Fez Sant, Dina Sauer, Drew Sophila, Chris Station, Hal Steen, Clyde Sudale, Ann Teeter, Pan Ther, Earl Thurfworm, Tara Ann Tula, Bea Tule, Ray Venn, Bea Ver, and Beau Vine.

I couldn't have done it without your support !!!

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📅︎ Dec 28 2016
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I'm giving away a brand new television. Problem is, volume is all the way up and can't be changed.

"Can't turn that down."

(Stolen from Gus Johnson: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T-w0h3g07aE )

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👤︎ u/shay9999
📅︎ Dec 02 2016
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I want to grab just one asparagus...

Why not grab a PAIR-a-gus?

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👤︎ u/IcedBanana
📅︎ Nov 27 2015
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Got Dadjoked by my mom this morning (BREAKING BAD SEASON 4 SPOILERS).

I finished Season 4 of Breaking Bad last night and I texted my mom (who's seen the whole show) telling her about what I thought of it.

I said, "Yeah, Gus's death was pretty much the most disturbing thing I've ever seen on TV (alongside a certain Game of Thrones scene, but she doesn't watch that...)."

She replied, "Yeah, that whole finale was pretty mind-blowing."

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👤︎ u/Mr_Wolfdog
📅︎ Sep 28 2014
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