The hulk is so big marvel should put ads on him

He's basically a big banner

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Did you hear about the frog that robbed a bank?

I guess you can say he Kermitted a crime.

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What's the difference between environmentalists and capitalists?

A single S.

Environmentalists want their greens back.

Capitalists want their greenbacks.

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👤︎ u/DENelson83
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A group of animals went to a bar for drinks.

When the tab came they pooled their money to pay.

The Duck had a bill

The Frog had a greenback.

The deer had a buck.

The Skunk had a scent.

Then the giraffe said,"Don't worry boys, the High Balls are on me."

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👤︎ u/SteveHRRT
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