My fiance asked what I thought of the new Greek restaurant.

I said it was nice but it was a little Spartan inside.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/aadhate
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 26 2016
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Never eat expired Greek food.

Youโ€™ll falafel.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/StochasticTinkr
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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Into a fine restraunt...

An Englishman, a Scotsman, an Irishman, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, an Indian, an American, an Argentinean, a Dane, an Australian, a Slovakian, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Moroccan, a Frenchman, a New Zealander, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Guatemalan, a Colombian, a Pakistani, a Malaysian, a Croatian, a Pole, a Lithuanian, a Chinese, a Sri Lankan, a Lebanese, a Cayman Islander, a Ugandan, a Vietnamese, a Korean, a Kenyan, a Uruguayan, a Czech, an Icelander, a Mexican, a Finn, a Honduran, a Panamanian, an Andorran, a Moroccan, an Israeli, a Palestinian, a Venezuelan, an Iranian, a Fijian, a Peruvian, an Estonian, a Syrian, a Brazilian, a Portuguese, a Liechtensteiner, a Mongolian, a Hungarian, a Canadian, a Moldovan, a Haitian, a Norfolk Islander, a Macedonian, a Bolivian, a Cook Islander, a Tajikistani, a Samoan, an Armenian, an Aruban, an Albanian, a Greenlander, a Micronesian, a Virgin Islander, a Georgian, a Bahamian, a Belarusian, a Cuban, a Tongan, a Cambodian, a Manxman, a Qatari, an Azerbaijani, a Romanian, a Chilean, a Jamaican, a Filipino, a Ukrainian, a Dutchman, an Ecuadorian, a Costa Rican, a Swede, a Bulgarian, a Serb, a Swiss, a Greek, a Belgian, a Singaporean, an Italian and a Norwegian walk into a fine restaurant. โ€œIโ€™m sorry,โ€ said the maรฎtre dโ€™, โ€œbut you canโ€™t come in here without a Thai."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ogZel
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 06 2018
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Dad said it wasn't funny, my tears of laughter said otherwise

My family and I are going to Greek Town this weekend

Dad - "What do you normally get at Greek restaurants?"

Me - "I dunno, I look at the menu and it is all Greek to me."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Rossoccer44
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 09 2015
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Went out to lunch with Dad today

Today, my dad and I went to a restaurant that we've never been to before. It mainly sells gyros and other foods of the sort. I could tell my dad was unsure of what to get, so he told me to order by saying, "You go first... This is all Greek to me."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Randly
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 26 2013
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In a Greek coney island in Detroit

My friends and I were eating in a restaurant where all the waiters are Greek and have heavy accents. Our waiter walked by, said something inaudible, and walked away:

Friend: What did he say?

Me: Dunno, it's all Greek to me!

many groans ensue

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Victors27
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 20 2015
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