When graphic designers die...

...they go to Hellvetica.

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Did you hear about the graphic designer's dog?

It was a Dobie, InDesign.

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📅︎ May 12 2020
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What do you call a viking graphic designer?

Rasterix

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📅︎ Mar 24 2019
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How do Jamaicans design their graphics?

With a Rasta

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👤︎ u/anafuckboi
📅︎ Dec 30 2020
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In my graphic design course, we all had to make typefaces inspired by our favorite US cities, and present them in class.

We all knew that at some point, we’d have to discuss the LA font in the room.

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👤︎ u/HuecoTanks
📅︎ Aug 14 2020
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My graphic design professor should have been a dad

Just a few minutes ago, my graphic design professor was demonstrating how to use flash professional to the class. He started to make a shape and says, "so I'm just going to grab the ellipse tool and make a circle. I'm not going to have a stroke, well at least I hope not." classic.

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👤︎ u/Xleader23
📅︎ Nov 14 2013
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Why is Font Town so crime ridden?

because it's sans sheriff

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What do you call a person who draws penises?

A graphic designer.

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A guy I know tore his ACL and this is how he told everyone on Facebook

While this news undoubtedly sucks, I'm trying to take it in stride and em-brace it nonetheless! The recovery will give me the opportunitknee to improve my skills as a sideline player and some extra downtime to expand my abilities in programming and graphic design. I plan to continue at-tendon practices and other events as normal though! So many teammates, past and present, have already been incredibly supportive and reached out to help me; its certainly been a joint effort, and I can't thank you all enough for that. In hindsight, I wouldn't change akneething about attending USA U24 tryouts as tenacity, perserverance, and sacrifice are often the names of the game in pursuit of distant dreams. Ultimately, I guess some things are just liga-meant to be!

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Dad joked a client yesterday

I'm a graphic designer. Client "how much field work do you have?" Me "none. I prefer doing work at my desk."

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👤︎ u/waitwutwhy
📅︎ Apr 24 2014
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I need help with bug puns.

I need insect puns for the the name of a company who makes food out of edible bugs. It's a packaging project for a graphic design class. I think I'm going with trail mix and the three bugs I'm using are a beetle, cicada, and horn worm. If that helps at all. I would be eternally grateful!!

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