Glorias Puns

First, I was afraid.....

"First I was afraid, I was petrified!"

At first I was afraid, then I was petrified.

Ask them how many O's are in Gloria

But I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For

Christians: 18

I'm usually good with name puns , but I can't think of a funny way to incorporate it. Some words to help - Glory, Glorious, Galore, Glow, , euphoria...

Edit/update: I used Glorias as in glorious. "I hope you had a Glorias day"

She said, "lmao, your silly".

I think that's a win....?

Madagascara

My wife and son also did not find this funny in the car today when I thought it up.

Told my boss that we were lucky to be in the presence of not one, but two versions of Old Gloria.

At first I was afraid; I was petrified

First I was afraid, I was petrified

At first I was afraid, I was petrified.

At first, I was afraid. I was PETRIFIED

First I was afraid, I was petrified.

I was petrified

At first I was afraid. I was petrified...

At first I was afraid;

I was petrified