A trick-or-treater knocked on my door in a Gloria Gaynor costume.

First, I was afraid.....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whatmichaelsays
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2022
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Gloria Gaynor went to fight Medusa and lived to tell the tale.

"First I was afraid, I was petrified!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dragonslumber
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2022
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"Gloria in Excel sheets Deo"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nakikibaka
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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I had the worst night last night. The ghost of Gloria Gaynor appeared in front of my bed.

At first I was afraid, then I was petrified.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The-Figure-13
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2021
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Gloria in Excel sheets Deo
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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnny2_yespapa
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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How do you discretely find out if someone is Catholic?

Ask them how many O's are in Gloria

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiamondChocobos
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2022
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gloria
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πŸ‘€︎ u/liltrigger
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2019
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I've been searching all over YouTube for my favorite U2 song

But I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NicolasGojiraCage
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2022
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How many syllables does the word gloria have?

Christians: 18

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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[Request] Pun for the name "Gloria"?

I'm usually good with name puns , but I can't think of a funny way to incorporate it. Some words to help - Glory, Glorious, Galore, Glow, , euphoria...

Edit/update: I used Glorias as in glorious. "I hope you had a Glorias day"

She said, "lmao, your silly".

I think that's a win....?

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2017
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What kind of makeup do lemurs use to make their eyelashes look so beautiful?

Madagascara

My wife and son also did not find this funny in the car today when I thought it up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Glittering_Ad3431
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2022
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Spotted two old women wearing American Flag fleece jackets.

Told my boss that we were lucky to be in the presence of not one, but two versions of Old Gloria.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oxfordsandtea
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2016
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I was visited by the ghost of Gloria Gaynor

At first I was afraid; I was petrified

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2022
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I saw the ghost of Gloria Gaynor last night

First I was afraid, I was petrified

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MuseMan_82
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2021
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I woke up last night too the ghost of Gloria Gaynor by my bed

At first I was afraid, I was petrified.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/laserBlade
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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I woke up in the middle of the night to see the ghost of Gloria Gaynor in my bedroom

At first, I was afraid. I was PETRIFIED

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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I woke up at midnight to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor staring at me from the foot of my bed...

First I was afraid, I was petrified.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jigsatics
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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I met Medusa at Gloria Gaynor's concert. At first I was afraid,

I was petrified

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IsusaWH
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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I woke up this morning and standing over me was the ghost of Gloria Gaynor.

At first I was afraid. I was petrified...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JimmyNuggets
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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Last night I was visited by the ghost of Gloria Gaynor.

At first I was afraid;

I was petrified

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ARoguePumpkin
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2013
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