I lost OBJ and really need WRs. If Zeke gets suspended still, I'm all but done.
Is this a worthwhile trade? I own Foreman incase you're wondering.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
This is a collection of records that I’m letting go at a reduced price from previous post. Only got like 17 shippers left and I’m done with my selling haha. Records are NM to M since some are not opened. I'm the original owner of these records in a smoke-free environment. If the price doesn't sit well, I'm always open to bargain. Not interested in trades atm. Payment through paypal G&S and shipping only within CONUS. Shipping is included in the price as well so that is the final price stated. Shipping from Texas. Thank you!
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Double Pack $old
Muddy Waters - At Newport 1960 -
Muddy Waters - "King Bee" sealed -
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Taj Mahal - Taj Mahal (VMP variant) #100 - $old
Slim Harpo - The Original King Bee QRP sealed - $old
Blind Boy Fuller - The Rough Guide to Blues Legends - $15
Junior Kimbrough - You Better Run Fat Possum 25th anniversary edition (sealed) - $25
The Unicorns - Who Will Cut Our Hair When We're Gone? - sealed pink and brown - $old
My Morning Jacket - Z vmp / w artwork - $old
Dexter Gordon - Body & Soul VMP sealed #696 - $35
Bill Evans Trio - Portrait in Jazz - $13
Sonny Rollins - Saxophone Colossus sealed QRP - $75
Sonny Rollins - The Bridge VMP variant - $old
Son House - Father of the Delta Blues VMP sealed - $45
Nina Simone "A Very Rare Evening" - $30
Ornette Coleman - Science Fiction sealed Pallas Press #132 - $old
Sia - Colour the Small One VMP - $30
William Bell - Soul of a Bell VMP - $25
Orquesta Akokan - Orquesta Akokan VMP - $25
Irma Thomas - Wish Someone Would Care VMP - $old
Father John Misty pure comedy VMP sealed - $40
Beach House - Devotion VMP - $old
Miles Davis - Sorcerer VMP variant - $old
Miles Davis +19, Gil Evans - Miles Ahead (2013 Mono, It says numbered on hype sticker, but no # is visible on outer sleeve, sealed) - $old
Black Sabbath - Paranoid VMP variant - $old
John Lee Hooker - It Serves You Right VMP variant (2020 - no warp) - $old
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Buenosdillas
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
“BOOM”?!
